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[challenge entry] David jones had his own ideas about uses for children.

sorry for shitness

edit: wow, its even shitter than i thought. I suck.

From the New Uses for Children challenge. See all 246 entries (closed)

(snitchell, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:44, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:44, archived)
# It's not topical.
And it's not funny.
And it's probably not true.

But other than that... great post!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Calling David Jones' laywers
"he did it, him, over there!"
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:45, archived)
# no snigger
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:45, archived)
# unfortunately, the train to hell
usually also stops at Mediocrity and Desparate-for-a-laugh
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)
# ;)
You want handbag, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)
# surely
that should be "desperate"? Hold on, I'll just ask someone who copywrites for a living...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:02, archived)
# woo to shopped tickets
(bblgoose, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)
# is that the guy
who owns the locker??
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:46, archived)
# He should
never have left The Monkees.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Is that
the girl's father about to kung-fu Jones in the back?
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)
# that's actually bang out of order
(martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)
# He's bang out of order, you're bang out of order,
The whole damn system is out of order!
(snitchell, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:01, archived)
# *bang*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 15:04, archived)