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[challenge entry] I even do a home service


From the Regrettable special offers challenge. See all 220 entries (closed)

(drewpy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:36, archived)
# I'll take one
no two, no three!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:38, archived)
# what
a LADY!!

swit swoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:39, archived)
# you can shove that offer
right up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:39, archived)
# ooh
got anything a bit bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Yeah
cancel my order!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:43, archived)
# *ahem*
That's the fire extinguisher madam!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:44, archived)
# *snort*
!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:45, archived)
# i hope she remembered
to pull the pin out
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:45, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:45, archived)
# well.....


....it's too small....errrr....how would you put out a fire with that little thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:45, archived)
# yes
These are not to scale
(drewpy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:48, archived)
# oohh
well one for me, one for him and one for the cat please...
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:44, archived)
# Making up
for taking his knackers?

Woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:46, archived)
# I'll give him that disease
Strapadicktome
(drewpy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:49, archived)
# Ooh, I've just forwarded that to me Nan,
she can't get out much, what with the gout and thrush and all, and she'll be well pleased when you pop in.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:48, archived)
# you mean
pop IT in
(drewpy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:52, archived)
# Sex and death
that's all this compo'll be isn't it..?

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:49, archived)
# there are only three subejcts. death, sex, and religion.
so, i was shagging this dead nun...
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:23, archived)