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(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:32, archived)
#  
my poor retinas
(Incognito, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:33, archived)
# well at least it's not completely white
and at least it's of a sensible size

meh, good enough
(1, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:33, archived)
# It might be exactly what it says
but I can't work out what it says. A clue, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:33, archived)
# seconded
my eyes are watering.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:34, archived)
# mebbe that
was his point? just a guess...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:35, archived)
# im sure it says
If you notice this notice you will notice there is no point to this notice
(Incognito, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:34, archived)
# more or less
just background
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:40, archived)
# so for further notice, do not notice it.
(1, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:51, archived)
# i think it says
nahfegenlkcwtnlaugeylcknlctanrwlknrgdskjngkurewlncufawkjrewnyclak or somesuch
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:35, archived)
# does it matter?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:35, archived)
# yay for catalogs!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:35, archived)
# i love your
neverending fluffiness.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:36, archived)
# i think he's high.
look at all the unnecessary use of exclamation marks
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:37, archived)
# they were quite clearly essential exclamation marks
the more i use, the more likely i am to fall off this chair!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:38, archived)
# hurrah!
for falling off chairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:39, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:39, archived)
# aargh?
*phew* that was close. i had to huh when i was about to bang!

AAAARGH! *falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:41, archived)
# !!!
Proclaimers!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:41, archived)
# truth
but when, and how to get there, remain mysteries.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:41, archived)
# you could drive,
and park inside cardiff castle.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:44, archived)
# i diddum some more
political characatures mr fish
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:41, archived)
# oo!
do you have linkies?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:42, archived)
# yay! thank you!
i especially like bush talking to the moustachile!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 19:03, archived)
# i can vouch for mr fish
he's perpetually lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:38, archived)
# you can be lovely
and high
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:40, archived)
# i'm rarely high
it annoys me, mostly!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 19:04, archived)
# Well if you are really interested in that level of detail...
It says:

"this bit never actually
says anything of
importance and is just
a version of camouglage
so that people just get
on with the purchase in
the safe knowledge that
something of no real
virtue has been spouted
about this item"

But that wasn't the joke for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:37, archived)
# i just liked the catalog
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:40, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Well...
It's a hairy snake and a cat-alogue ha ha - it wasn't meant to be high brow :) 'mental note, must try harder'
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 18:40, archived)