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(snitchell, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Hurrah!
sorry, I mean he's so obviously innocent. The deviant.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 8:58, archived)
# I think he is manipulating us into belive he is inoscent.
It wouldn't supprise me if those allogations were true.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 8:58, archived)
# there is a headline line on the front page of todays star saying
that he had a three in a bed sex romp.




it doesnt say how many people where there willingly.
(snitchell, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:01, archived)
# He also had an affair with Zeta Jones....
Yeh' right... in his dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# btw
stop refering to me as "Pirate" my username is "ChaosTime" so just call me "Chaos" k? everyone else does
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# okay pirate
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Oh'Sorry, lol.... ok.
swapping now, It was just to complicated to use your full name as it is now.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:16, archived)
# btw....
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:10, archived)
# LoL, added it.
you'll see why that's so funny, tonight, when I finish my new website.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)
# erm k then :)
i replied to ur Zeta-Jones reply, read it!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:16, archived)
# I never believe anyone
who can't spell properly

which is why i don't read the sun
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Are the puns to complicated for you?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:18, archived)
# yesh...
me no gets der puns in der sun
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:01, archived)
# I just love our faith in the 'Great' British Justice System....
...Even when found innocent we assume guilt. Peachy!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:03, archived)
# I'm not assuming he's guilty,
I'm assuming he's a prick. The stuff he's been doing in the tabloids about Ulrika Jonsson over the last few days, basically calling her a slag who was gagging for it, is most ungentlemanly. He's quite obviously a cad.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Unlike her kiss and tell exploits with her book.....
.....that would be totally different I suppose. 'Hello Mr Pot, I'm Mr Kettle - aren't you black!'
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:11, archived)
# True, but his current behaviour
just makes him look a - what's the tabloid term? - love rat.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# i think the intelegencia would call it
"Mother humping twatface"
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:17, archived)
# Well
I can forgive him everything except that awful Scavengers game show thing he used to do!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:11, archived)
# Yeah I agree
And a friend of a friend of mine uncles sister knew this bloke down the pub who used to work at Granada said he was a cnut too!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Pootle's got a good friend
who has had a bad experience of the "poor" man.
Hang him!
Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Morning ma'am
you missed a fun weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Bah... bet you led my fellow down
a road of ill-repute. I had a very quiet one, a barbecue in a park and little else.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Not at all
He kept us all (well some of us anyway) awake until about 6am Sunday. If he'd showed up for the Flugtag thing, then we might have led him astray...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:24, archived)
# I expect it was his
Morris dancing that kept you awake.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:25, archived)
# How
did you guess?

Bet you taught him everything he knows...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:30, archived)
# What's with the name?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Just
a general statement that I will not be embarrassed/upset by stories from Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:40, archived)
# Ah
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:41, archived)
# I have a couple of friends in the TV business,
and it's well known that women should never be alone with him.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Transvestites??
(snitchell, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:29, archived)
# har
v.good

repost:

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:07, archived)
# ROLF

Naughty but nice start to the day! Woo!


Morning B3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:10, archived)
# Heh heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:10, archived)
# very good
very good indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)