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# here's a hint
dont use gay porno pics, even if you have blanked bits out.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)
# ?
why not... you homophobic ?
(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)
# well, the act of using gay pron pics to create hummus
is in its self homophobic
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)
# er
er...ok .. umm.. hardly.. but .. heh
who cares :)

at least i woke up the messageboard :)
(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Don't try winding people up, you.
The operative word in that sentence was "PORN" not "gay". PORN gets you FIRED, do you see?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)
# But surely
normal porn is okay?
Gaping holes and slippy skin* on ladies is fine, only Gay porn is wrong and evil.



* I distance myself from that statement.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)
# follow me little boy
and I will tell you a secret.

/rubs hands and cackles.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Are we going
to the secret place?

*innocent wide eyed blink*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)
# yes yes
and say goodbye to mummy and daddy because you wont be seeing them again.

/grabs him and puts him in a cage.

(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Ooh,
there are sweets in here! And a puppy!

And some bones...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)
# oh
erm they're for the puppy...
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Ooh
the puppy is soft and warm.
Are you my new mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)
# bovine,
handy tip: stick a bit of bone through the bars when she asks to feel your hand, then she'll think you're not fattened up enough to eat yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Why would she
want to fatten me up?
That seems a rather pointless exercise.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)
# *considers*
Er. I have to go and get dressed now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Oh yes,
you do that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)
# oi!
I was saving him for the next time you come for tea!

(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)
# no-
not if your the boss ;)
(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)
# bosses like fat porn
look at their wives
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)
# some of them have jobs!
*snicker*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)
# like
Dr phil said, I've seen the internet and more nasty and nice things than you can ever imagine so I'm not small minded. Just I would like to visit here and keep my job. Thats why we try to keep to a safe for work rule around here.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)
# ok
fair enough - so noted :)
(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)
# No, its,
I'VE SEEN THE INTERNET..in capitals you see, it adds a it of punch.

B Minus
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)
# but
I was doing it in a mystic meg voice....
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)
# IVE SEEN THE INTERNET
and it borks!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:16, archived)