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# search for a nerd - need somone for TV filming
A friend of mine is doing some filming on wednesday afternoon for a not for broadcast TV pilot. He's looking for a guy who looks a bit nerdy who can read a few lines about about email and spam. His email is NickCW at sonorton.co.uk
EDIT: filming in London.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:55, archived)
# Sorry,
I'm just too damn gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:56, archived)
# I
also
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)
# yeah I wondered about the phrasing of this
he doesn't need a super ugly person - just somene who you'd believe when they claimed they knew a lot about motherboards...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)
# Lab coats
is what you need.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:58, archived)
# and thick rimmed glasses with selotape on the bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:59, archived)
# women need not apply.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:59, archived)
# i actually own a lab coat
and safety goggles
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:59, archived)
# job's your's' then'
'
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:00, archived)
# dont use all the apostrophes
therell be none left for the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:02, archived)
# oh I see,
it's alright for you to be greedy.

But when I want a couple of apostrophes to feed my fucking family, the board get's all protective? Well, I've had enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:04, archived)
# Listen
take it to the Magistrate, OK?
I don't make the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:07, archived)
# email
on it's way. I'm not proud.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)
# I would think
it's there by now
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)
# that's the spirit
huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:58, archived)
# I should have added
"I can wear spectacles if you like, however I would have to have several cups of caffinated coffee to justify this"
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:59, archived)
# yay for amsterdam
u'll have a great time
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:00, archived)
# or whitey
and wake up in a gutter 2 hours after your plane has left.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:03, archived)
# been before
a couple times, but went alone. Mrs Vulga is coming this time so ejoyment and ale and spliffage all round :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:04, archived)
# i'm told you can get actors for that kind of thing.
just a rumour.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)
# you can
but nick spent the afternoon looking through casting books and said, "they all look like actors."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:58, archived)
# heh.
fair enough.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:00, archived)
# I guess if they just buy a pair of michael caine specs at a flea market
and just grab the most pasty guy in their office?
Ummm... might be best to drop the @ symbol from his name for an AT in case it gets spammed?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:59, archived)
# that
would be rather ironic...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:03, archived)
# That's a bit sexist
why can't girls be nerdy?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:59, archived)
# MMmmmmm
lady geeks...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:00, archived)
# no.
lady nerds.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:01, archived)
# is
there a difference?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:05, archived)
# between geeks and nerds?
heavens, yes! ask freshlegs!
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:05, archived)
# ahaaa
herdofnerds.co.uk or something then?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:07, archived)
# .net
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:08, archived)
# He's late again...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:09, archived)
# yeah!
like me!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:02, archived)
# sorry.
b3ta chicks are too hot for tv.

FACT.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:05, archived)
# It's probably true.
it's sure to be one of those whips-off-glasses,-lets-down-hair-gosh-miss-Jones-but-you're-beautiful situations.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:11, archived)
# there's nothing wrong with being sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:05, archived)
# sexist.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:05, archived)