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# fuck this
i'm off to rot a bit.

might be back later.

don't worry, i probably won't top myself, but if i do, i'm taking him with me
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:25, archived)
# umm...
why?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:27, archived)
# for
the conversation?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)
# that doctor
wasted 7 years of my life, put my thru unessarcy testing, misdiagnosed me 3-4 times.

and mostly fucked my childhood and education over.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# hello?
be just a smidge positive? for the sake of the kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# why fucking lie?
i don't feel fucking positve, so theres no point fakign it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# get some sleep
it does wonders, seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# *slap*
Did that help?

Come on Berk, we all get low sometimes. I've been at the bottom twice before but bounced back. Look at me. I lot my other half, I lost my house, I lost my band, I'm stuck in a job I hate, I've just had to sell my car*...

But I'll return a bigger and better whelk.

*this is, fact fans, actually 100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# blimey - go you.
You rock :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Starting your own business carries its risks.
That's all I can say.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
#
there's also no point plastering it all over an internet messageboard.

you know perfectly well you can get your life into a much better shape than it's in at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# well at least he's being caught.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# take pep's advice
unplug the machine... read a book, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# go to bed,
read a good book and then get some sleep. Hell, have a wank if you can be arsed, which i doubt. But just get some sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:27, archived)
# it's always nice to see you pop up with sage advice
in someones thyme of need :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)
# I've been
pars(ly)ing the thyme away from b3ta tonight but i like to help when i can.

(edit - actually that alone is enough to send someone overthe edge).
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)
# nice punnage
especially for this time of night!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:37, archived)
# terrible wasn't it?
I'm almost ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)
# always the fluffiest of the fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)
# you're no longer kitteny
cheer up. it was rainy earlier and now its sunny. can't go wrong with that.

remember, life is a fruity bull

or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# sunny?
but... but ...it's dark outside! Waaaah! Berk we're coming with you - the sun doesn;t even shine here anymore!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# hey, it always shines on TV
/aha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# A ha?
oooooh, Alan Partridge?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Apologies for my slightly
dark post below. If I wanted to take revenge for my shitty childhood there would be many, many junkies coming with me.
My parents were great, my peers were fucks. I do, however, like to chuckle at their broken bodies queued up at the needle exchange every week.
Thing is to try and make the most of whatever punishment your enemies receive without actually stooping to a level they would understand.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# My advice ...
Listen to Ginger. Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)