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# Catfish


ginger cat clyde was fast asleep
his master set off with a silent creep
down to the pet stores having a swim
was a new pet fish waiting for him
paid four pound then travelled back home
where clyde the cat was waiting alone
'i have a new gift, a new friend to play'
clyde was excited and started to say,
'another cat, that's my fondest wish!'
but was surprised when he discovered the fish

'so mr fish, this is your last hour,
before for my dinner, it's you i'll devour'
and then at his belly, clyde started to poke
then the fish muttered, 'are you having a joke?
you hate the water, you'll never catch me
you're made for land, i'm made for sea
when you give it a try, you'll see i'm too fast
great stamina too, you'll never last'

fuming and angry, clyde lunged for the tank
jumped right in, and immedietly sank
'help me!' cried clyde 'help! get me out!'
his master was alerted by his loud booming shout
'silly cat' said his master 'leave fish alone'
he knew he was talking but could just here him moan
when his master left, clyde approached his new friend
'just you see, till your laughter i end'

hour after hour, day after day
clyde kept thinking of another way
to catch the fish and have it to eat
and then enjoy his enemy's defeat
behind the tank there lay a blue shade
to block the sun, his master had made
so clyde hid behind it, until fish came out
and then dunk his hand in and let out a shout,

but the fish ran away off down the street
and probably died in the blistering heat
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# you are great.
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# i've had that window open for ten minutes
just writing the poem as i made it up
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# even better :)
have my sycophantic woo :)



you really do brighten up the board.
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# lovely.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Too much text,
but lovely nether the less.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# woo sir.... woo...
and a surprise ending.

well it surprised me at least.
but i am a bit tired
(yakmonkey, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# wonderful!
but...who is Thomas?
(the two lips, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# oops!
he was my preliminary name for clyde, but i thought it was too tom and jerry
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# oh but you should continue adding different names.
see how many catch on
(the two lips, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# hahaha.
for the hallow33n bash, i'm going to steal other people's shirts ideas to add confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# *claps*
Reeet gud, that's what that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# it's a big mistake
that you don't have your own domain and site!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# lovely pic
did you write the poem?
*reserving huzzahs*
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# yes, on the spot just now!
i did the picture first too, and felt it needed something
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)
# seriously....huzzah!
that is fucking gorgeous! :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)
# very lovely.
I shall get the cat scientists to investimagate..
(gumboots, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# they look more like
cat schemies to me but i'll take your word for it.

(very nice)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# ooooo
Poemash tastic
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Fucking class man!
awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Woo!
that r0x0rs!
Is he a grown up No Hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
# he might just be
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Excellent Mr.Elephant
I'll host anything for you, anytime mate.

m3atinterplacedotcom or 4rthur me. =)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
# i'm okay for hosting right now actually.
lp'll host the music file hopefully tomorrow in question, i'm currently working on a gallery which is very slow progress.

so as for know i'm fine, but thank you very much for the offer, if i have any problems in future, i'll destroy your bandwidth!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# it would be a pleasure
many have tried. I have a titanium linux box.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# hahaha.
i have 3 albums of music that needs to be heard someday so no doubt i'll come to you soon. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# kwalitee.
as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# very nice
i like the way you've given it an ambiguous hollywood-type ending, no doubt two sequels (shot back-to-back) are in pre-production as we speak...
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# i might do another poem in an hour on a different subject
but probably not
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)