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# A star is born?
Wow!

But does he look like a good guy or a bad guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)
# looks like a can opener
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)
# What the hell is that?
And can I get one anywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Its one of these innit!

story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=624&ncid=624&e=2&u=/ap/20030923/ap_on_sc/cuba_not_quite_extinct


I could have told them they weren't extinct! They are selling them 5 for a pound down the market!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)
# I'm off to Cuba quick smart
.....
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# 'anley market is much closer!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Is Geoff selling them,
Or Keith with the wooden eye?
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Both but Keith is cheaper

But you know what they say, you get what you pay for. There is nothing worse than an inferior almiqui.
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# It was extinct...
but not really!

His name is Alejandrito and he looks like a brownish woolly badger with a long, pink-tipped snout... according to Ananova.

Woohoo! That sounds like my kind of critter.
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)
# looks fookin
scary!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)
# with those teeth?
can only be a baddie
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)
# KILL IT!
Kill it HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)
# evil!
It is on the Internet so it is probably an evil paediatrician!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)
# quick!
print its address in the daily mail so the general(ly fucking stupid) public can go and mispell insults on his windows in green spraypaint!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)
# We should make today gromming day!
In honour of the loss of free speech on the Internet.
EDIT: Hi there, I am a 14 F Michigan, do you like puppys?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)
# I like football, racing cars and small boys.
shit! I meant video games! shit shit shit!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Yeah video games are a lot better than football!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)
# why do I get the feeling that when I pressed "post this message" then
sirens have just gone off in my local constabulary and theyre now descending on my house?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)
# That's just natural paranoia.
Don't worry (too much) about it...
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Hi
www.b3ta.com/board/2028722
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahahah
'fat bloke'
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# you still here?
blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)
# yep.
I havent slept in 2 days. I'm going for a david blaine feat of endurance......
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)
# We have a winner

Well done you have beaten Blaines recored by 1 day 12 hours 23 mins and 5 seconds!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Does that mean we can throw kebabs
and stuff at you?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)
# I managed about
3and a half days awake at Glastonbury Festival in 1984. Admittedly I was a chemically enhanced at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Yay for chemicals!

(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)
# longest ive ever spent awake was 7 days at the start of my last term at uni.
I started hallucinating by the end of it. It was not pleasant.


On the last day, I took a handful of herbal sleeping tablets, and locked my door. I literally woke up two days later to find everyone wondering where the fuck I'd been. Serious headfuck.....

(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)
# looks like he could do with a good bath
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)
# aww
they could have stuck a blue-screen behind it to make shopping easier.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)