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# I love little Meat Kitten!
Meat Kitten's eyes are made of pies
Her legs are made of Wurst
From head to feet she's made of meat
I love her fit to burst

(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# Her paws are made of sausages
her ears are made of beef.
Her mouth is carved from a lump of pork.
and has bacon for her teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Her arse is made of cumberland...
which is a bit of luck
Coz I can pull her legs apart
and......
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# and see her privates
made of duck?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:28, archived)
# That's it!
i couldn't come up with an ending me-self.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Haiku..
Cat has bratwurst tail,
I love her pork chop ears,
I might eat her though.
(Mr_Bobbins, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# her porky sausage suck
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Meat Kitten's fur is Parma Ham
A sausage tail, of course.
Her claws are best New Zealand Lamb -
Her Whiskas is dead horse.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:30, archived)
# She lives in a basket by the fire,
and when no-one is looking.
She moves her basket closer,
and I can smell her cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:32, archived)
# I took Meat Kitten to the vet
She wasn't feeling perky
Her nose, instead of cold and wet,
Was dried-up like beef jerky.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:42, archived)
# The vet said,
"I'm so sorry,
and I don't mean to sound so rude,
but the only way to help Meat Kitten,
Is to get her Barbecued."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)
# He said to keep her in the fridge
So she would last much longer.
Meat Kitten very soon was cured,*
And every day grew stronger.
* geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)
# 'eyes are made of pies'
is a great line that would fit cmoothly into most songs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:25, archived)
# I love
that poem.
(Indole Ring, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)