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[challenge entry] Quentin Tarantino-Crisp


What have I done to get a christian nutter replying to my post? Can anybody WOO anymore? Does no-one like it? Should I give up?

:( boo hoo

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(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Praise his holyness, thats wonderful!!!!


He loves you.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# what
does everyone else think about you?
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# I'd like to know!
I don't really rate Jesus' opinion

:D
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# ...
get off jesus
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Come join us, its fun!!
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(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Catholic baiting
every Saturday
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Shame on you!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Heh
you should be here to clean up
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# religion
looks dull, I don't really fancy it thanks.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Porn Shoot? 10:45?
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# he died for you!!!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# heheh


*giggle*
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha
that am nicely sacriligious

mmmm, sin...
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# hi!
um...
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Masturbation is a sin!!!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# hahahahahah
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# You are in the wrong place then.
Fark off to a jesus board... on this board we

WANK IT, WANK IT HARD!!!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# i think this
is the latest algoyo creation
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# pardon?
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# you can live the dream of the lord.
It was necessary for Jesus to describe Himself here as the "good shepherd," as He was comparing Himself to others who believed themselves to be shepherds of the religious, yet they were only concerned for themselves. Our day is no different, as many "hierlings" vie for control over the religiously inclined among us--swamis, priests, the gurus, and many doomsday prophets. Each of these offering some kind of "salvation," deliverance, and/or the promise of happiness or wealth–now and eternally.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Just fuck off
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# why
But there is one major difference between the many hierling shepherds and the good shepherd: "the good shepherd lays down His life for the sheep" (v.11b). In other words, Jesus was willing to voluntarily lay down His life for the benefit of the sheep. This voluntary sacrifice is to be understood as a substitutionary sacrifice. Christ’s death as a substitute means that those for whom He died will not taste death–the second death.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# haha
naughty but great
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# I didn't
ask him to
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)
# uh
oh
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Well THAT was a waste of time,
wasn't it?
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# he died for my arctans
i love jesus. splendid chap
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# rather a bore
at dinner parties, i find
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# but the party trick with the maltesers
is a riot
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# I can turn wine
into water - it's a piece of piss!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# or
stream of piss
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# innit funny how wine/beer
etc is (or can be) chilled but is always hot when it comes out. Great trick, that. I bet jesus' piss came out icy cold as the grave.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)
# will
I be a bondage slut
(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# My lions
are eager to attend.

(, Sat 27 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)