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[challenge entry] Natalie Portman United

From the Conjoined Celebs challenge. See all 1174 entries (closed)

(Slinkachuu, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Get me a season ticket
NOW !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 18:55, archived)
# hello koit,
how you been?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 18:55, archived)
# I have been well thank you
I have recently been to London and suffered no ill effects of said trip. I think I am conquering my "nerves" issue.

So big woo to that.

And how is your good sexual self ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# on the mend
from a manky ear, at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:02, archived)
# manky ear in terms of :
outside ear mankyness
or
inside ear mankyness ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:03, archived)
# inside ear mankyness
meaning much uncomfort for several days.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:04, archived)
# Do you have balancing issues
?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:04, archived)
# nope,
but subsiding gunk.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:06, archived)
# Do you have otex
?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:07, archived)
# it's infection gunk
rather than wax gunk, but it's stopped now.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:07, archived)
# any drippage
that I need to be aware of ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:11, archived)
#
egads!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 18:55, archived)
# huzzar for that
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Two Words
Team Bath
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Cum bath?
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 30 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)
# Are you trying to Bukake Mrs Robinson ?
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Do, do doo doo, do do, do do doo do doo doo dooooooo!
twang!
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:03, archived)
# nice!
(in a creepy stalker kind of way)
(oneofthemany, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 18:55, archived)
# :)
only my second post. thanks guys!
(Slinkachuu, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)
# that was actually your third,
the picture was your second...


/Mr. Pendantic
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 18:59, archived)
# Teehee
I misread your name to say HineyBob.
Sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:06, archived)
# oh dear...
just had an embarrassing accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Air - Has just been made redundant, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)
# is
having a wank an embarrasing moment
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:02, archived)
# arg
*ducks the testosterone*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 18:58, archived)
# I have found your secret!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:02, archived)
# eh?
you're doing a damn good job of confusing me tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:04, archived)
#
*aims some low flying testosterone*
in a very unrude manner
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:04, archived)
#
*produces a ping-pong bat and whacks the testosterone right back at fishsticks*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:05, archived)
#
*dives out of the way of the deftly returned, low flying testosterone*
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:10, archived)
# I'll have one
that would make me watch
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# wowsers!
Natalie Portman grabbing a firm, hard butt!
bottom left corner
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# well
spotted
(I helped save b3ta! Air - Has just been made redundant, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:02, archived)
# indeed
nice spotting
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:04, archived)
# is she farting in that middle left one?
(oneofthemany, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:04, archived)
# Thats not Natalie Portman
its's Keira Knightley
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Tue 30 Sep 2003, 19:06, archived)