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# Top 10 worst things to say on a first date
1. I work in I.T.

can you think of any others?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:28, archived)
#  
have you ever heard of b3ta.com?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:32, archived)
# .
Do you mind if I take my face off?
(twelveways, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:32, archived)
# ...
2. Oh. Well it will wash out, won't it?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:34, archived)
# i'm
building an 80 foot tall mecha penguin out of paper mache
(redifusion, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:34, archived)
# Wow
I'd like to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:15, archived)
# it's
true, i've been saving newspaper for years....
(redifusion, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:58, archived)
# That
programme about serial killers was fascinating last night.

(I actually once said this... didn't last)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:38, archived)
# Whoa!!
Look at the tits on that!!
(ChemistryDan, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:38, archived)
# You...
remind me of my mother.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:43, archived)
# You
remind me of my sister
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:09, archived)
# and this
is my mom.
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:43, archived)
# .
I can smell your cunt.
(Cathy, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:45, archived)
# Cathy, you're
my kind of lady....grrrrrr
(ChemistryDan, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:50, archived)
# cathy = chap
don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:02, archived)
# If
so I'll just close my eyes..
(ChemistryDan, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:10, archived)
# I have
written down 101 reasons why Lord of the Rings was inaccurate.. number1....
(scabby dog, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:46, archived)
# too right
i thought the whole thing was a work of fiction you know! disgusting!
(chimpy's girl, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:40, archived)
# I'm off to dance
you can come if you like.

Actually that worked on me sadly...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:46, archived)
# You don't
sweat much for a fat bird
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:49, archived)
# A funny quote from Dilbert once
When Dilbert had asked for a reference.

"For a man of his low personal hygiene, he doesn't steal as much as you'd think."
(I helped save b3ta! binster, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:46, archived)
# i usually say this
Awake, ye drunkards, and weep; and howl, all ye drinkers of wine, because of the new wine; for it is cut off from your mouth.

For a nation is come up upon my land, strong, and without number, whose teeth are the teeth of a lion, and he hath the cheek teeth of a great lion.

He hath laid my vine waste, and barked my fig tree: he hath made it clean bare, and cast it away; the branches thereof are made white.

Lament like a virgin girded with sackcloth for the husband of her youth.

The meat offering and the drink offering is cut off from the house of the LORD; the priests, the LORD's ministers, mourn.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:48, archived)
# So that was you then?
Mine's a guinness, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:53, archived)
# Have you read the book of Joel?
last night crab bloke was on the phone preaching at me.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:55, archived)
# Yes I was
this is my fave little soundbite: "the herds of cattle are perplexed"
Imagine that shouted with the intensity of Ian Paisley, and you have an idea of what my shed was like last night.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:59, archived)
# Have you ever seen
Paisley's website. It has some great stuff on it - download his sermons and things like that..
here.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:04, archived)
# Have you
found a kindred spirit?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:07, archived)
# .
can you lend me £50, I'm brassic. The CSA are utter bastards aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:06, archived)
# .
and then there was Susan. that bitch screwed me over. and christ! that fucking slag Sarah? Why do I meet such awful women? Are all women over 25 completely mad? For fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:12, archived)
# yes.
Maybe, but generally yes :-P
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:04, archived)
# .
I write an internet blog about other internet blogs.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:13, archived)
# oops...
somebody's laxative just kicked in! back in five...
(que, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:15, archived)
# .
Yes, that's a HP-31E. Do you collect calculators too?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:15, archived)
# .
I like to watch people and copy how they move. It makes me feel safe.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:19, archived)
# What
team do you support then? Football is great don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:22, archived)
# its ok
i only wore these socks to play football in last week they've got at least another two days wear in them before wash time
(dogsknob007, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:33, archived)
# .
Ok I know, but, I still think that Nazi's were the snappiest dressers. And the design! Albert Speer was a genius.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:31, archived)
# A nurse, you say?
Well, can you tell me if THIS is worth checking out... (I got barred from that club)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:36, archived)
# hello,
Can I touch your face?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:37, archived)
# Are you
Stevie Wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:40, archived)
# No I'm the bird from
the Lionel Richie video.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:44, archived)
# hello
can i lick your eyeballs?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:42, archived)
# The word of the day is legs
Please spread the word

That got me a slap :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:40, archived)
# i love you
can i come on your tits? - always a bit soon when your still on your starter i think
(chimpy's girl, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:44, archived)
# I'm looking for a long term partner
I can't afford the prostitutes any more since I lost my job.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:51, archived)
#
You've got a lovely jugular.
(james, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:04, archived)
# .
What did the deaf, dumb, blind boy get for xmas?
Cancer
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:41, archived)