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# Quick joke
What's the similarity between walking a tightrope at 800 feet, and getting a
blow job from an 80 year old?....

whatever you do, DONT LOOK FUCKING DOWN!!!!!!
(juckle03, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:08, archived)
# crap joke! (why am i encouraging this?)
what's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker??


a hooker can wash her crack off and sell it again.
(sleepycookie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:09, archived)
# dear oh
dear
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:10, archived)
# How does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# no, she went of her own accord
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Superman, you can be a right git when you're pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:26, archived)
# hey
I use that one

or were you using it in my place?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
# here is your ticket to hell
the train leaves in 3 minutes on platfom b3ta



snort
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:11, archived)
# that's bad...
What's the advantage to a prostitute with no legs?
Cash & carry.

What's the disadvantage to a prostitute with no legs?
Have you ever seen the trail a snail makes...


/coat (or should that be /dirty mac)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:18, archived)
# what's a plinth?
the opposite of a plintheth of course.
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Can I?
Please let me hit him!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:10, archived)
# There's the door ----------------------------------------------------------------------->
Don't let it hit you on the way out.

/edit - right, I'm off to jump up and down to some very loud rock music, bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:10, archived)
# That
might just have been the single most boring post since yesterday. Now, die in pain and agony.
(Heretic Penguin. With a hint of garlic. - Living in filth, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:10, archived)
# what was the one yesterday?
pray tell
(~Sunny~, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Yesterday
night was fucking horrible.
(Heretic Penguin. With a hint of garlic. - Living in filth, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:12, archived)
# like shagging a
rancid nun?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:12, archived)
# You mean all that
Queens English?

This afternoon wasn't too fun from threadwasting as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Well, that's what you get
when you pay attention.

I personally stopped paying attention to the board about 38 seconds after I joined. Easier that way :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:16, archived)
# I try to be good
and just look at the pictures, but I get distracted easily... ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Hmm
*looking up rancid in dictionary*

...
...
...
Blimey!

In fact, I wish I had done that instead of hanging on b3ta during that time.
(Heretic Penguin. With a hint of garlic. - Living in filth, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Another joke
What do a Cartier watch and David Beckham have in common?



They both come in a posh box.
(Kiorte, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:11, archived)
# mmm hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:11, archived)
# LOL!!!111
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:12, archived)
# What's black and blue and doesn't like sex
the girl stuffed and gagged in the back of my trunk
(Armer Farmer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:13, archived)
# How many radical feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two.
One to fit the lightbulb, the other TO SUCK MY COCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:13, archived)
# why can't helen keller drive?
cuz she's a woman
(Armer Farmer, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Never was a truer word spoken..
(eh?)

On that note, I'm orf. Hummus at all time low due to too much work and am slowly going mentagnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhal
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# haha
duly noted!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# ohh i wish i had one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Watch your step
sonny
(T1, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:40, archived)