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# heheh
well, after last time, who can blame him?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Just the man.
Any advice on deflecting girly beard criticism and maybe making it sound like the beard is A Good Thing?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:41, archived)
# yep
tell her "a beard is a good thing" ;)

there's always the ticklish factor, proper beards tend not to scratch as much as new-grown stubble meaning less irritation and stuff on both faces (etc. nudge nudge...), or so I've found
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:44, archived)
# That's what I said!
"Remember the beardrash (what a misnomer!) you used to get when I forgot to shave? Now you get your inner thighs tickled as a bonus!"

Still no go...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:47, archived)
# the words
I'm keeping the beard and that's final usually work
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:45, archived)
# I have a goatee.
I am manly.

It is attitude that makes people respect and not pfffft!!!!.

That and being 6ft 4".

and ignoring people who laugh and call a beard 'girly'
Fucking GIRLY!!! It's a beard...I have only met one woman with a beard (she lives in Portmouth). How can a beard be GIRLY!!!!
It is inherently MANLY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:45, archived)
# you
big girl you

you have 3 height inches on me
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:49, archived)
# and a beery keyboard now
you bugger!

My missus likes me clean shaven or beardy...but not the week inbetween.

I like her bit inbetween.....coff
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:51, archived)
# haha
that's for being tall :P
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:51, archived)
#
shaven or beardy? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:52, archived)
# If anything
it is a well trimmed goatee.





and so is mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:54, archived)
# goatees are poncey
because it still involves shaving. the only reason to have a beard is laziness. hence a true man's beard is a full beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:55, archived)
# good
argument.

I have my reasons though.

I shave and I get rashy VERY badly around the chin. I get rashy If I don't shave around the cheeks. I have to have a goatee! Honest truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Get your hair electrolyised off
or set your face on fire, it's cheaper.

*FACT*

^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Quite right.
I currently have manly stuble, due to not bothering to shave this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Easy
Just explain that your stubble is much, much more bristly than the beard. If she doesn't like the way it looks, you may have a bigger problem. Try explaining that you're like Samson and if you shaved your beard off you'd no longer go like a train.

Or find a more sensible woman. I've got a handlebar moustache at the moment (it's for charidee - I was being sponsored for male cancer research) and she hasn't quite got round to complaining yet.
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:50, archived)
# tell her
"If you wish to change me, you are going out with the wrong man. Seek out a clean-shaven wuss who will do as you say, or submit to my will."
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:52, archived)
# there we go
a woman's advice - how can that possibly go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:53, archived)
# well it could end up with a drunken Fuzzy
sitting in a grubby living room, cock in one hand and a pot noodle in the other...

of course he might be happy! :)

(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You paint a striking picture...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# eurgh
that's a horrible mental image
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Hey!
I'm not that awful to clap eyes on masturbating with a beer (I don't eat pot sawdust)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)
# She doesn't want to change me.
Learned that lesson a while back :)
I do get a bit of "You'd be nicer without it..."
I like it! It's starting to go Uncle Albert.
TBH, she doesn't complain that much but when she does I think to myself "I have never, once criticised how she looked... Why do I get it?"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:57, archived)
# women's
perogative
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:58, archived)
# I blame fairytales
we are told from a very young age that if we kiss a toad it will turn into a prince, if we just love the Beast enough the spell will be broken and he'll turn into Prince Charming etc etc...

No sleight on you lovely fuzzy - I guess we just try to bring out what we see as the best in men, I know I've tried... and Phil is a liar if she says she hasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Heh heh heh
I buy all his clothes - to "save him having to go shopping". No Moby-t-shirts any more...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# You WHAT!?
I hate to say it, but that's a terrible thing to do.
He only lets you 'cos he loves you.
* awaits indignant response and goes "tee hee!"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:04, archived)
# are you kidding?
He gets to be super-stylish with minimun effort.

Win-Win.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Tee
hee!
Sure he does, but what was wrong with the Moby tee, really?
(OK, I know moby sucks...)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:17, archived)
# ditto
free guinness t-shirts from 1998, well you get the picture ;)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:04, archived)
# yeah but
I bet she shaves pretty reguarly. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Probably.
I tell her she doesn't need to do any of that ol' lark in the mags for me...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:05, archived)
# thats going on
my amazing quotes sheet!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:05, archived)
# <sterotypical_farmerlad>
Eee, tha's reet Woo thaknows....
(I helped save b3ta! StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 21:42, archived)
# </sterotypical_farmerlad>
you forgot to close your tags!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:01, archived)