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Its taken

this long to think of something for this mini compo thingy.

aand this is all I could come up with.

From the What should be on the cover of The Face? challenge. See all 434 entries (closed)

(Mad Frank, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)

looks like Rev Dan

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)

Harsh

But fair.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)

a
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(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

*breathes*
Ha ha ha ha ha ha cabbage ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)

*sob*

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Reverend Dan, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)

If you like Diagnosis Murder

I like your pic.

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)

diag murder is damn good

but has nothing on quincy

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)

quincy sucks balls

and he is really bad at it

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)

*gives evil glare*

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)

hehehe

you look like a chimp when you pull that face

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)

yay!

another voice of reason!

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verbal, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)

i like

ironside

(vork and burlap, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)

yes. oh yes.

but he's not a doctor (ok medical examiner) is he.

best music by far.

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dipdapdop, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:26, archived)

no no

i know it's not a doctor type thing

but i like it

a lot

(vork and burlap, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)

me too

but this is a battle of the doctors. ironside is in a class of his own.

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dipdapdop, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:30, archived)

i see

i think i'll go for quincy on this one

(vork and burlap, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:32, archived)

lets throw another name into the bucket

anyone remember petrochelli?

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Muns, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)

yay!

building his house a brick an episode in the middle of the desert.

wasn't bad - no perry mason though, was he.

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dipdapdop, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:44, archived)

*gives another evil glare*

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)

got nothing against the V.D.s

(as it were)
but Quincy just has more class.....

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verbal, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:25, archived)

As if he does,

Barry and Dick....you can't go wrong.

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:26, archived)

damn right

quincy is da man

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)

a perfect summation

thank you

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lemony, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:24, archived)

yes.

i have a feeling this will go on all night.

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dipdapdop, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:25, archived)

quincy

quincy

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:25, archived)

*hisses and boos*

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:26, archived)

*jeers*

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:27, archived)

*Bigs up Barry and Dick and does that Ali G finger clicky thing*

*click click*

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:29, archived)

*goes for pie*

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:30, archived)

*finds out someone's been murdered, rings up Quincy....he's got no idea, rings up Barry and Dick...they solve it in half an hour*

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)

yeah

but that's all

quincy has social commentry in it and he does solve the crime

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:32, archived)

Whateva

speak to the hand coz the face ain't listenin'
*holds up hand in an American stylee*

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)

hah

I have you there

you only watch for the entertainment value

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:36, archived)

isn't that what TV is about?

hmmmmmmmmm?!?!

if you start forming political standpoints off of the back of TV programs, then you may as well get fashion advice off of TV style shows too!

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Muns, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:43, archived)

*barry and dick

phone up Quincy to do the post mortem who then establishes that the accused is in fact innocent and solves the case correctly getting barry sacked from the force and ensuring dick never gets involved in police business again*

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:33, archived)

pah

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:34, archived)

ha.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:39, archived)

Oooh

you Genie-us

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verbal, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:35, archived)

i for one would never go to that hospital. the dodgy bastards..

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dipdapdop, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:36, archived)

yeah

Dick wouldn't bother fixing you he'd fuck off and solve a murder and forget to write you a prescription.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:41, archived)

it's not that bad..

boober

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dipdapdop, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:29, archived)

Alas poor Barry,

I knew him, Horatio?

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verbal, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:32, archived)

am de bestest

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)

concur.

Quincy should have got it on with Angela Lansbury. Think of the adventures.

(Mad Frank, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)

i'd just like to thank

the fans of christina aguilera for making manchester into traffic bedlam tonight

bunch of cunts

all of them, all cunts

ALL OF THEM

(vork and burlap, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)

Did the 5 people lie down in the middle of the road

or something

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Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)

the police decided to

close pretty much every road i have to drive down

probably so the silly cunting bints don't get run over while they're prancing about like fuckwits

i'm all angry now

can you tell?

(vork and burlap, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)

lets be honest

you still would wouldn't you?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:25, archived)

there were some nice ones to stare at

whilst i was sat in the traffic jam

but then i could hear them laugh

it was a terrible laugh

it was like death but really high-pitched

(vork and burlap, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:27, archived)

imagine a mouse whispering:

'death, death'

That's what it would be like

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verbal, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)

yes

but a 5'5" mouse with tits...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)

ah,

I also know that horrible feeling.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)

Ahahahaha

Cristina is banned from Derby, because we have taste....TASTE do you hear.

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)

you

have no decent music venues

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:26, archived)

And I suppose

your ignoring the fact that we got Daphne and Celeste to turn on the 99 xmas lights?

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Generationgav, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:27, archived)

explain county then!

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Muns, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:44, archived)

fans of Christina Aguilera can drive?

I suggest you rethink your arguments

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verbal, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)

Hah,

mancunian birds, going to see and mimic a woman who wears about 6" square of material. Was there a sea of vomit lining the streets?

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)

She encourages them to tone down

their' behaviour.

No, really

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verbal, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:26, archived)

this is

100% fact

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Generationgav, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:27, archived)

Woo!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)

nevermind

try harder next time

(toastercide, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)