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# HA
goodnight losers

there was a young man from dundee
who got stung on the neck by a wasp
when asked did it hurt
he said 'No, not a bit!
it can do it again if it likes'
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# hmm
twatballs
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# cockflange
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# there was a man
from amsterdam
who ate
some bait
that funny man
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Poetry
Schmoetry
Says-a-Me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# you all talk of poem and rhyme
but it is all quite queer
how all this creative malarky stops
when the sound of baz gets near.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# what is the sound of baz?
a musical?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# baz club
nice...

smooth...

cunting...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Fuck off, Cunt!
this message brought to you in Baz-o-vision
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# HA
the worst poet on the borad

so monsinouer bovienne told me
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# i love that limerick
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# has to be done
in a Dublin accent
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# dude! that
doesn't rhyme! :P
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# it fucking scans thou dude
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# dude, where's my iambic pentameter...?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# worst limerick ever
100% FACT
:P
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# i imagine that fucking a firework...
would be quite painful.
you have my empathy.
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# surely he should have been
from Paisley, to fit the rhyming scheme
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# cock off
cunt

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# MR cunt to you
fuck face
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# nebukaneza...
.. the king of the jews,
wiped his bum on the pudsey news,
the paper was thin, his finger went in,
nebukaneza the king of the jews
(fletch www.fletch.cx, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# do you mean nebuchadnezzar?


(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# The Matrix Has You!
Panic, lest foreigners grease!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# king of the dyslexic Jews,
one would surmise
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Night Night
There once was a bear from Parru
Who once needed the loo,
So he pulled down his pants,
And killed all the ants,
And now he's done a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# best limerick ever!
100% FACT!
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# you're flinging around
Factile precentages like there's no tomorrow

FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# should have made a haiku

haikus are the best
so easy to make, just put
seventeen syllab
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# hahahaha
i really did giggle out loud at that

is that bad??
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# cheese is king of all
though it smells it still appeals
where is my cheese snack
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# mmmm cheese
gives me nightmares if i eat it late at night though :(
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# really i always assumed that was an old wives tale
though i still feel its wrong to say anything bad about cheese
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# No it's not an old wives tale
it really does give me nightmares if I eat just before bed!!!

Weird innit - also cucumber does the same

Not that this is relevant :D
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# we already talked about cucumber and decided
it was not a subject for conversation across the dinner table
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# that was
in a different context though :D
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# true but i would still suggest
that this is trick social ground... i mean what would (someone proper posh) think?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# g'night beary
bad poem
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# thats pretty impressive..
:D
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)