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# look at what I can do on the keyboard!
:)
(britneylover, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# get
off me
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# are you fnord?
or related to fnord?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# no
not at all.
Why would I be?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)
# i think he had
that username once - a long time ago.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)
# no no
never
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Hah
Best reply
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# My God!
And just barely out of Special School.
Feel proud little girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# Apparently (see profile) she is a girl
and she likes boys
and is very special indeed. Blem.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# In the interests of preparedness,
I suggest our next challenge to be anti-troll images. That way we can all make the board awash with woo-some images the next time one turns up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
# Too much effort to waste on trolls
It just encourages them you know. They like the attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)
# I guess.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)
#
show me your breasts
(glenbo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# Look what I can do with my index and middle finger
*gestures*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# i'd like to be just starting
The Amber Spyglass again. I'd like to be able to erase those three books from my memory so that i could have the pleasure of reading them afresh.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# have you tried
a strong magnet?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)
# i'm not
programmed to do that, Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)
# could
be fun!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)
# ooh me too!
luckily for me i have a crap memory!
but not enough to erase the bit where they chat on the bench .... sniff!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)
# I may have to go to
the library, and have a looksee...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)
# You have to read
Northern Lights and then The Subtle Knife first though, or it'll be crap, well, maybe not crap, but certainly not as good.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)
# 'kay.
I'm still trying to find time to go through the rest of the backlog of books i've been meaning to read...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
# I'm about
200 pages in now.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)
# read them
slowly!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)
# I can't read slowly
I wish I could, but it's not in my nature.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)
# invest in
strong magnets then.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)
# I've got a really strong one kept outside
when i was 15 i stuck it to a filing cabinet in school, I couldn't pull it off without putting my foot on the cabinet and using my legs to force t away.
I wasnt allowed to bring it in the house anymore when it wiped my mothers credit card so it wouldn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# now
never run out of things to do with it
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Fantastic stuff
thank you!
I wonder if it's lost any of it's strength in teh past few years
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# Yay for that link!
I've just bout $80 worth of magnets! Fun fun fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)
# i don't like posting this i really don't
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# look what i can do
with my scrotum!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Put it away!
And are these piercing going to be ring, or something that won't catch on anything and therefore allow you to avoid intense agony?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# nipples will be
barbells, don't have any rings not in bits
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)
# 'Tis
a sensible course of actio, me thinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
# yeah
it's all sensible until the DIY part
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Yeah.
But on the whole, unless you hit anything imortant or it gets infected, you should be alright. And somehow I doubt you'll be breast feeding... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)
# so what?
(I helped save b3ta! HickyVicki, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# dirty dirty person!
stop it before I set Baz on you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# amazing
...
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)
# [pointless goatse reference]
look what this guy can do with his arse!


no.

[/pointless goatse reference]
(qdamik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)