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# I'm in a band, I usually just play bass,
but they think if I write lyrics to a song, it might be good in a weird way.

So I've written a song.

I call it Ode to Jack and Meg.

I want a threesome with the white stripes
I think it would be rather fun
A lot of people say they're ugly
But I quite like the drummer one

I want a threesome with the white stripes
I think it would be rather cool
I like that they're colour co-ordinated
I guess you could call me a fool

So I'm a fool
But what are you?

You're the guy from school I hated
The one that everybody loved
You can fuck off
Just fuck off right away

But I'm sorry
For behaving
In a most unpleasant way.

I want to build a helicopter
and fly it to the moon.
on hearing this a lot of people
declared me to be a loon

But I just know that I can do it
If I get the right design.
I also would need some more duct tape
And then all the success is mine.

So i'm a fool,
but what are you?

You're the one in school I hated
But secretly adored
So you can fuck off now
and spend your time ignored

I'm not really sorry
For behaving
Like a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)
# Lennon and McCartney
Who are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)
# It's "McCartney and Lennon" now.
And I'll kill any screeching Japanese chicken-woman thing that says any different.

Just for the sheer pleasure of it.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)
# what has the world come to
you can't be serious
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
#
have you ever heard a top ten single with the word 'rather' in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)
# pah.
I'm going to revolutionise music.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)
# el condor pasa
i believe was a single and thus probably made top 10?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# Mulder and Scully
by Catatonia
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# Wasn't it by Space,
featuring Cerys Matthews?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)
# nah that was the one where they heard tom jones
and the domestic violence stopped
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# Ahh.
Then I wholeheartedly apologise. For everything. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)
# even the
train 'service'?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# Yes,
especially that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# I shall sleep
better now.

because of the beer
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)
# you better had.
*waves fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# both of them
shitty shitty bands.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# Nah,
that was, uh, that other one.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# no no,
that was the Tom Jones song thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# What about Rather
by Rather and the Ratherettes?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# just shut up
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)
# :)
I'd rather not:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Catatonia
Mulder And Scully - No3 in July 1998, if I remember correctly...

I'd rather be liberated, I find myself captivated
Stop doing what you... Keep doing it too...
I'd rather stay bold and lonely, I dream I'm your one and only
Stop doing what you... Keep doing it too...

Things are getting strange, I'm starting to worry
This could be a case for Mulder and Scully
Things are getting strange, now I can't sleep alone

Edit: Can I just say, I've gone off Matsimpsk
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)
# "If I remember correctly", my arse
I can sniff out fellow googlers at 15 paces :P
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)
# Shhhhh
Don't show us up in front of the youngsters. They think we're gods...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)
# i can see it on top of the pops
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)
# Well, that was...
different.

My mate's band have a song that starts:

Hello little girl,
Do you want to see
My puppies?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# haha.
exccellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)
# Uncle Nobby by the Macc Lads
Isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)
# Oooh, it's good,
but it's not the one!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)
#
I was singing that to "Prity fly for a white guy" it goes well.

The best lyrics i've ever heard was by..ermm...donno....

Everybody look at me,
Im the whicked garage M.C,
Got my cheese burger from Maccy Ds

ermm... it was good.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Tip toe
just keep your zip closed
if youu take me for a ride
you know we're
gonna collide.

/misteeq
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)
# I think these MissTeq people
should be shot. And I think we should hang Blue.


If I told a 14 year old "I want to lick you up and down", I think I would deserve to goto jail. These are four guys singing to 9 yearolds.


It's just wrong.


I hate Misteeq because they made a whole bunch of annoying prattish girls on the bus have a load of attitude and prentend they know what words like "Scandalas" actualy means.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)
# I bet they didn't
know how to spell it either :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)
# you still can't beat
'rock the mic like a vandal/light up the stage/wax a chump like a candle" though, or perhaps 'I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer'
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)
# :: SIGH :::
Sigh, Pie, Lie, Fly, Die, Bye, Buy, By, Lay, Hay, Bay, Gay, Day, Say, May........


(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)
# put 'em together
and you've got the sequel to mary poppins. Beats supercalifragilisticexpialidocious hands down.

Oh, perhaps it doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)
# It's how a lernt how to spell.

Very expermental system used in the early 80s
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)
# gods, and I thought
the education system was bad now! Time for the old man to head off for snoozeage anyhoo. 'Night folks.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)
# what colour
would you wear?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# i'd be naked, fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:44, archived)
# I pity
the other fools
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)