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# You know, i went to this party last night
I got really really really drunk, and it was soooooooooooo funny, and everyone was laughing, because i did funny things, like putting my coat on backwards! i mean like we all put britney spears on and was dancing and i was like 'ooooooh hit me baby one more TIIIIIIIME,' and everyone was like, wow, your a good singer and i was like thanks. Thats my favourite song you see. I LOVE YOU ALL, AND WANT TO DIE WITH YOU TOGETHER FOREVER. like in rohan, where the horses will trample us deep into the ground near the earths core.
(britneylover, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# do what?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)
# ron
do what ron
come again
do what
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Was
jam involved? If not, I'm not interested.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)
# oh jam
no, but I threw something at someone:):):)
(britneylover, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)
# you ARE baz aren't you?
filthy bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# whos baz?
he sounds funny :):):)
(britneylover, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# im baz and so is my mum and my wife and my sister
and the pope
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# you must be him
we all hate him
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# He's
a bit of a nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# just a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Nonce
sense... still raises a chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# I love you too
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)
# shhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)
# baz!
where are you baz!

btw, your profile leads me to believe you are in fact a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)
# wow, like yes
man!!!!hahahah:):):)
(britneylover, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# thought so.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# i think they are a groomer
the world's worst, admittedly.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# I dont even groom myself that well.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Danger!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha
hahahahahahahahahah

very woo
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# reverse psychology?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# reverse parking
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# women cant do that!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# nor can i.
i smash things. why don't they teach reverse parking on tests?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# isnt reverse parking driving away in a car thats in a car park?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# you reverse round a corner, and parallel park on a street
but don't learn how to park in car park bays.
redicorororous.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# maybe its illegal to teach parking in bays
surely youd only wanna park your boat in a bay not your car!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# BSM teach you.
I'm learning to drive and I'm fucking great at bay parking.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# well things are usually taught in lessons then tested in tests



/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# i am liking that
that = good
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# allow me to reitterate
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# gertcha !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# hheheh
'geroutofit!

edit/ is that mad charlie from monkeyworld?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# I've no idea actually
I think it was just a getty pic
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Let me guess...
is it...

OUR ALL GAY?

Edit - For your sake, I REALLY hope that you're very young.  In which case, you shouldn't be drinking.  Otherwise you are just stupid and annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# my moneys
on it being an existing b3ta chap/lady ironically trolling.

with hilarious consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# I want to just delete it
but when you delete a thread with this many replies, people always moan. You just can't win.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# delete it anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Eh?
Uh?


Fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# erm...



morning afternoon all
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)