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# Sick Boy's cut-out-and-keep template for lazy Summer journalism:
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DISCLAIMER:
This is intended to be a sleight on the hypocrisy of the British tabloid press and in no was belittles any recent events in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# how disturbingly true
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# hahah
so true, well done :)

Woo ! Yay !
(Ellis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# excellent
sir!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Ah! Now then...
...why is it when some child is found murdered they are always, and without fail, described as popular, outgoing, very hard working, almost saintly figures. They never seem to murder the little sods, do they? How do these murderers know?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# For the same reason
that the neighbours of most serial killers describe the killer as quiet, shy but friendly and express their shock and amazement that this person could have killed anyone...
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# If it's any consolation
the only murderer I've ever known was a complete and utter prick. I wasn't entirely surprised when the truth about how depraved he was came out.
(wingnutkj, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Ah yes...
...the very people who saw the suspicious-looking bin bags anfd heard the screams.

Did you know that it is not illegal to walk past someone having a crime inflicted on them and simply ignore the situation?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# It is in France though
(nirst, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
# i'm sure the sods get murdered too
just that when the kids aren't of nice, white, middle class parents, the papers don't think anyone will give a toss.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# How dare you belittle recent events in the UK?
Shame on you.

\irony
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Excellent.
(Although even a Sun journalist would know they are more likely to be blonde children.)
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Has anyone seen the front page of the Sun today?
Praising Pres Bush & how great he is -----

here..
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Don't know who scares me more
Bush or Murdoch.
(Doctor Evil, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# *ahem*
Main Entry: 1blond
Variant(s): or blonde /'bländ/
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle French blond, masculine, blonde, feminine
Date: 15th century
1 a : of a flaxen, golden, light auburn, or pale yellowish brown color b : of a pale white or rosy white color c : being a blond
2 a : of a light color b : of the color blond c : made light-colored by bleaching
- blond·ish /'blän-dish/ adjective
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# As your definition points out,
males are blond, and females are blonde.
(It was one of the few useful rules I was taught in journalism school.)
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# don't be silly
the avg reading age of the sun is about 8 years old. Rarely anything above two syllables that's not made clear by context or direct re-description.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# 8 years?
i'll have you know i read the sun....



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! even i wouldnt fall for that one....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# i'm not sure how thats hypocracy.
I think page 3 and the whole tabloid "phwoooar" thing is pretty low-brow. I agree that they use shock tactics, and always find easy scape goats to sell papers and incite anger in the stupid, but I don't see how putting that in a newspaper makes you a hypocrit for condemning child murder. Have I missed something?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# It's hypocrisy because Richard LittleJohn eats toddlers.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# oh right.
Fair enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Yes
The Mirror (not the Sun) once published a tirade on paedophiles and at the same time on the opposite page had a picture of the then 15 Charlotte Churh and comments about how big her chest was. I find this hypocritical. This is but one instance.

Though I am going to stop responding to these as you seem to find fault with every fucking thing I post for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# what?
no, it was a genuine question. I agree that the mirror point you just made was hypocracy. I have no personal grudge against you.

AND, i have just noticed you said underage pop starlet. I have now noticed the hypocracy, and my question is answered.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# fairy nuff
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# That's cos
you're a Cock Hopper. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# A cock-pod
if you please
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)
# So what 's different?
Looks like this any morning's copy of The Sun
not that I read it like I just noticed it in a cilent's house.
woo yay

\edit - work go must now - I may have a new pic later
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# CLIENT'S HOUSE?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# that is utterly brilliant
hahahahaha

oh, and belittle it hard
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)