b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 2349079 (Thread)

# i got that as well
oh and

I AM THE REAL FUCKING MOON LORD!
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# you think?
bwahahaha

all of your moons are belong 2 us

/l337
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# oi!
give me my moons back
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# if they goto anyone
its chaos time.... sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# thats right
pass them back you naught person you!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# erm, mine!
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# can i just state
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# lemony, do you want a free Moon© ?
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# no because i'll have to sign up to your celestial mailing list and be offfered things like


"enlarge your supercluster! gain 8 to 10 megalightyears overnight!!"
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# nope, no catch.....just a free moon
and your soul
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# no i'm happy with my ethereal existence
thanks very much
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)
# oh, ok then
have half a comet and a small supernova as compensation
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# i'd never keep up repayments
i'm a credit risk
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
# i said compensation
not a loan.
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)
# aint your to give bud.....
*passes lemony a moon*
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# erm excuse me!
Moon lord here! lord of all moons! rented to me! you need my authorisation on those papers before you pass them out, and i'm intitled to royalties
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# i think you'll find
I'M the fucking© moon lord
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)
# you wouldn't last a day on the moon
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# duh...
unless i had a big scary spaceship. obviously.
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)
# wow
your wrong on so many different level....
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
# leaseholder
i can pretty much do wtf i like m8 :)
you never specified which moon....
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)
# can i have the dungeon dimensions?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# no
they are a subchapter of the moon's darkside
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
# dude
you REALLY dont wana go there......
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)
# you aint seen me
i didn't go to the bash coz i was having my tentacles waxed
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)
# I own 14 large asteroids
and I time share a comet.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# you need to be in a womb for that sort of thing usually
I guess you could try though
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)
# may i just say
WORST PUN EVER
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# pft you wish
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# and i have all your jackets
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Whatever you do,
don't look in my inside pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# why?
what in th..OH ARGH! ARGH! ITS GOT MY EYES!! ARGHT THE FUCKING PAIN!!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# That's a girl's jacket...
...and it fits you.

Therefore you must be a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# logic man
is visiting this evening, everybody, please lock up your articulations of pi.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)
# be that you?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# i quite like the background too
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# must... not... stare... at...
right... side of ... picture...

fear of... violent death
(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# What..
was Lora up to in the background there? She looks deliriously exstatic.

Edit: I can't possibly reply to all the replies to this, so I'll just agree with all of them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Laughing at my misfortune
I imagine.
(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# i read that as deliciously exstatic
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# like
she always does then
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Well...
...you saw how Sunshine can twist his arms...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# supermoore got his cock out
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# She *loves* the cock.*


*possible lie. I really wouldn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# hahahahahah!
OI! stop quoting me my son.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)
# stop quoting
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back you plagerist!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)
# I was there first bitch
and if you dont believe me, just ask bob....although he doesnt seem to be saying anything right now...
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)
# the full picture
has Pootle doing the same pose too.

edit - well, kind of: www.disparatedan.com/manchester/pages/DSC00618.html
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# i think the positions of pootle's hands
are open to debate
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)
# I've thought that
about quite a few pics from the weekend, actually!

But not just about Pootle's hands, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# You look very smug there
and it's hard to imagine why........
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# i decided if dr phil finds the gift i left in her pocket
now she'll know who it's from
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Bloody marvelous weekend.
I don't want it to end, so I'm going to get drunk again.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Gotta do it again sometime
But after my bank account has recovered a bit. Spent slightly more than I'd planned lol
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)
# you mean that you
utterly skinted yourself and have to go to your mums tomorrow yeah? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)
# By an amazing deduction there,
yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)
# This suddenly explains to me
Why he responds to everything with "I would."

(Just kidding. Don't have your goons break my legs.)
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)
# Is that where you keep...
...your copy of the Queen Mum's death certificate?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Whatever you had in there
is covered in my sexwee now anyway
(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# are you bollocks
ok, how many craters were evited last month due to the fungal infection in the garrot region?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# 8.3
i thankyou
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# wrong
there are no craters in the garrot region, its a desolate waste land like the rest of the moon, you fuckwit!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# you, obviously didn't look in the
right place.
try co-ordinates 133:755
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# its the moon
its a wasteland, now sling your hook, and dont let me see you around here again!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# wasteland my arse...
i told you to check the co-ordinates, did thou???
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)