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# This week on Channel 4


'George, a warmongering Christian Fundamentalist from Texas swaps wives with Tony a, er..... is this right? Aren't they normally a bit more different...'
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)
# haha
i just piss coke out of my mouth through laughing
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)
# How rare
do you always piss coke out of your mouth, or only when you laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)
# I imagine that would be quite handy
You could sell glasses of the coke to children and make a tidy profit.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Hmmm
I don't think i would try a glassful
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)
# mmmm...
coke served at body temperature. Yum yum
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Oh, the possibilities...
*cackle*
(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Oh, the cack...
*possum*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)
#


To call them jug-eared, cross-eyed gimps would be unfair...


to jug-eared cross...
(Gobshite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Nice Arf!
(even if it is over 200K)
(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)
# The extra is worth the slinky wobble.
Lovely.

[edit]That doesn't make any sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)
# I understood perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Phew.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)
# that is too big
lovely, but too big
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)
# sorry
(Gobshite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)
# i think it's a lovely
size.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Hey Mister!
what did you use to make that?
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)
# nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)
# That really is a thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)
# nice
but the yellow shimmer should go right to left for the red to purple transition.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)
# You would think so, but due
to the wobbliness of the letters it is correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)
# my word thats loverly
big but beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)
# he's not that christian nor is he texan but
yes he is warmongering
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Er.......
While I may have the Texan bit technically wrong, he most certainly is Christian...
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)
# i mean blair
he's not that christian... only as christian as he has to be to get old people to vote for him


/cynical
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Ah now come on
Tony's ALWAYS going to church. He goes to church nearly every time a camera crew are about on Sundays
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)
# arf!
ahhh maybe you're ight maybe a read too much into things
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Oh yeah
sorry. My bad

x
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Just like he's a FUNKING
two faced lying CNUT you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)
# yes but at least he's not a fucking tory
who i find utterly repulsive
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)
# only in name
remember that

New Labour = Tories Lite (tm)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:30, archived)
# whos the w a n k e r on the right, oh and the left?
..
(Pablo El Pancache, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)
# d o n ' t use spaces, use wank<b></b>ker.
unless you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Dunt work in the subject
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)
# i know
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Smart alec happy baby orangutan
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)
# take a bow
topical and woo yay houpla. S'good, that
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)
# super-smashin-lovely!!!
.
(happymat27, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)
# evenin all
its been a while
(I helped save b3ta! canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)
# wonderful
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)