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# Smooth Criminals
So, no pictures, but an interesting question.

If Michael Jackson, Gary (up the ) Glitter and Johnathan King decided to collaborate and do an album of songs, what would the track listing include?
(stueyboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# I have no idea.
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# TJ
& p roast because it needs saying

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# that fooled so many people last night
congratusmorgalifications.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Nescafe?!?
Brilliant!
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# bigger killers
than bush...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# your all coffee
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# .
All your bean are belong to US
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# gosh
just looked at your profile, in 4 minutes you'll be 1 year old, many happy returns
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# indeed
as i believe they say in the colonies "wake up and smell the absence of aroma"
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# The men with a child in their eyes - revamp of Kate Bush's song perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I don't know
but pavarotti, domingo and carreras are doing an album with elton john





it's called 'three tenors and a nine bob note'
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# badum
tsch :D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Newly Updated
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# lots of poo
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# It's unlikely that they'd collaborate.
They'd probably want to distance themselves from their criminal activities, rather than forming a paedophile supergroup.
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# "paedophile supergroup"
Arf! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# double arf
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# There were ten
in the bed and the peado said..roll over roll over...
(sirhiss, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# paedo rock
I think a group collaboration of The Who's "The Kids are alright" would be in order
(Eggy Whiff, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# why is that making me giggle?
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# feathered lungs.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# mmmmmm
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# la chat
est dans l'arbre, avec le singe du ma tante
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
#
Je me rends compte que j'ai fait une erreur avec le genre. Je suis désolé.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# tu est le president
de burundi?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Alas no
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# can yer ride tandum?
\old pg tips advert
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# "Everyone's Gone to the Moonwalk"?
(Jackson & King (& his Piglets))
http://users.cis.net/sammy/gonemoon.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Here's a title for an album:
(Fellmeister, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# heh
not seen you repost that for, oooh, weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Tis true
Me am a repost whore.


Only cos i ain't made nowt in weeks...
(Fellmeister, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# me neither
I've been trawling picture sights for a bit now, and just not seeing anything that looks like it needs 'shopping!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
#
thank heaven for little girls??
(BigBobbyh, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# girls?
what are you, sick?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
#
/slight giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# only because th etopis is interesting:
1) Beat it (reprise)

2) Thank heaven for little boys

3) Doing alright with the boys

4) Remember me this way (in jail)

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# how about a remake of an old Shangri-Las classic...
"I met him at the candy store
He turned around and smiled at me
You get the picture? (yes, we see)
That's when I fell for (the leader of the Gang)

Come on, come on,
Come on, come on,
Come on, come on come on..."

real lyrics... I've been saving this as hummus, but I can't be arsed anymore
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# At least you have some
I'm going through a dry spell.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# I still get ideas now and then
I just can't be bothered to load potatoshop
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# First post with some tracks
How about:

Too busy thinking about my baby
Baby can I hold you tonight
Strange relationship
Somethin's going on


Sorry, been going through my cd collection none of those are from those guys but if you want MJ ones try: Just good friends (honest guv), I just can't stop loving you, don't stop til you get enough or possibly beat it
(Former Woolies worker (pity me), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# how about
Ben?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)