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[challenge entry] Just seen this on the BBC


Run for the hills.

From the National Suicide Week challenge. See all 393 entries (closed)

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:26, archived)
# thank god.
terrible for you; great for me.

YAY! HUZZAH!
(mixtapes, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)
# seconded!
seconded hard!
(yakmonkey, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:29, archived)
# wooification, yayified
and houplasomeity
/deadringers
(1, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)
# deadringers
borrowified the Bushism.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Nuke
your parents
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Nuke is out
plasma weapons are in.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:38, archived)
# I Think
Bush would make a great King*





*some of this may be a fib
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:28, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Now that is suicide material, woo! (I think)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:28, archived)
# "Snipers rifles 10 for a pound"
"come and get 'em"

woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:28, archived)
# Following the assasination of US President, George Bush,
police have announced that they are seeking to question a ten-armed man, seen leaving the scene in the early hours of the morning...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Question?
Or congratulate?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Wouldn't you need 20 arms to fire 10 sniper rifles?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:31, archived)
# This just in...
Police announce that their suspect is also very strong and could easily fire a two-handed weapon with just one hand...

Don't start about two-handed weapons... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:33, archived)
# maybe they're non-refilable rifles
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:33, archived)
# i'll take 300 please
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:30, archived)
# "britainland"!
ahahahah!
(yakmonkey, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:30, archived)