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# Minor shopping

By the way, I think that Drew Barrymore is too fucking ugly to be in Charlie's Angels.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:24, archived)
# i think she's pretty.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:25, archived)
# Agreed, that's merely not a very flattering picture.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:25, archived)
# Neither is this one

(My first pearoast!)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:34, archived)
# But...
he has some kind of tatoo on his toe... quite sexay that!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:38, archived)
# Pretty in a different and
quirky way.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:25, archived)
# yes.
I agree with that completely - she's not unattractive, but I'm pretty sure that her casting in that role may have had something to do with her involvement in funding the film.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:28, archived)
# i think perhaps the fact
that she is really rather pretty may have helped.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:31, archived)
# Oo, I thought *I*
was the cynic round here!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:32, archived)
# agreed.
i always thought she was the prettiest.
but then, i don't like bags of bones.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:27, archived)
# agreed

but then, i'm not picky
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:28, archived)
# pretty ugly
for a movie star.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:29, archived)
# what a horrible point.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:31, archived)
# but did he mean you or drew?

i'm about ready to start knocking heads whatever he meant
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:32, archived)
# i'm tired of this argument already.
my nerves aren't what they used to be.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:33, archived)
# when do i get to punch people?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:34, archived)
# have at 'em.
they're all yours!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:35, archived)
# shes not movie star material at all.
I like the pretty ones.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:51, archived)
# shut up.
just because she's not made of bones and breast.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:32, archived)
# huzzah!
i concur!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:33, archived)
# yay!
let us dance, and enjoy the actually pretty ladies, instead of the bony skags we're told are meant to be pretty.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:34, archived)
# *pops on
puffmetal and dances like a hamster*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:39, archived)
# shirley those must
be involved somewhere in the recipe? Or is she made of jam? Yeah!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:35, archived)
# well yes, she does have bones and breast.
but she has them in normal, human proportions.
which i like.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:37, archived)
# No she's not.
I am though.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:25, archived)
# Surely not as pretty as Drew?
What was I thinking! Of course you are!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:26, archived)
# nothing i enjoy more
than listening to ugly men discuss how ugly certain pretty women are!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:38, archived)
# I've only just realised
that she was in Donnie Darko.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:26, archived)
# *BELM*
;)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:26, archived)
# Yes
I deserved that. I've seen the film so many times as well.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:29, archived)
# how could you not recognithe
that lovely lithp?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:34, archived)
# There's nothing for it
I'm going to have to watch it again to see if I can work that out!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:37, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:38, archived)
# shes not great
but i'd do her.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:26, archived)
# I'm sure
she'd be delighted to hear that ;)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:27, archived)
# She's 1/4
Serbian y'know...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:27, archived)
# which 1/4?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:28, archived)
# She wouldn't
tell me.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:29, archived)
# the cow.
I still prefer Poles though.

I met a man in a pub in France who introduced me to a fantastic Polish girl in the pub. After 10 minutes of me using every word in Polish I knew I gave up and told him I wasn't sure she was. He said yes, she told me she was a Pole dancer.

My reaction was very subtle.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:30, archived)
# be quiet
i would!
oooh the Joels penguine addd was on, havnt seen it in ages!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:27, archived)
# You crazy fool!
I would*

*twice
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:27, archived)
# heresy!
i shall burn you for drew is sexy as a very sexy thing, and don't you forget it!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:30, archived)
# Unsurprisingly,
I read that as 'I shall bum you'.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:32, archived)
# hahahah
erm, i'm not sure i'd go that far
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:34, archived)
# You may not think she's pretty...
I'm sure you're beautiful though
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:32, archived)