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i wouldnt bother with being 22,

its not really worth it you know, i tried it last November, a bit of a let down :(

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:58, archived)

Pah

ignore the heathen...Happy Birthday for tommrow

(Phil Febuggure, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:58, archived)

thankyou

:) everyone's so nice to me! yay!

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Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:59, archived)

I how many of my "Vigo mortesen' shaped nuttela treats" can i put you down for?

(Phil Febuggure, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:01, archived)

Vigo mortesen???

gonna have to ask you to explain that one...

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Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:04, archived)

You dont know?

He's the bloke that plays Aragorn from LOTR

(Phil Febuggure, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:06, archived)

I think 'plays' is an exaggeration.

You need more than one facial expression to 'play' somebody.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:06, archived)

He had

moss in his beard. Until he went all king like.

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:07, archived)

Whateever

It leads my nicely to my next mental image

Chocolate covered Liv Tyler....

*dribbles*

(Phil Febuggure, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:07, archived)

did you know

when he kicks the helmet in the second film at the uruk Hai pyre, he breaks his toe, and all the screaming and falling down is NOT ACTING

(Lord of the Beans, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:20, archived)

hmmm

I'd rather have Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean.

Not Johnny Depp you understand - just Captain Jack.

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Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:10, archived)

You know, an awful lot of women have said that

since I shaved off my bloody Captain Jack beard 'n' 'tache combo. It's really annoying. I had them before he did too.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:11, archived)

tis funny you say that

cos I've grown one...not EXATLY like that...but damm close (according to my cat anyway)

(Phil Febuggure, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:13, archived)

I'm thinking about doing it again,

but the inbetween stage isn't going to help me get a day job.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:15, archived)

tis nasty that

It's not short enough to look like stuble, but not long enough to look a beard...

Damm slow gorwing hair folicales(sp)

(Phil Febuggure, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:17, archived)

yeah, but then no beard

is often more kissable...

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Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:14, archived)

This is true.

My ex used to complain about beard burn on her chin. Etc.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:16, archived)

how about

a small, but neatlty trimmed beard?

Best of both worlds then?

(Phil Febuggure, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:16, archived)

I thought it was...

Viggo Mortosen

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:06, archived)

In actual fact it's

"Viggo Mortensen"

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:08, archived)

I may

or may not stand corrected on that one

(Phil Febuggure, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:08, archived)

it must be nice being you

*sobs*

I've just realised: I am Terry

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:02, archived)

WTF

is terry?

(Phil Febuggure, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:07, archived)

here he is

Terry goes to work
Terry's business lunch
Shy
Courage
Idea

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:08, archived)

You should try turning 23.

I did last week, what a let-down.

edit: but yeah, 22 is okay.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:58, archived)

bugger,

i'd hoped 23 would be better!

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:59, archived)

I feel puny at a mere 15...

Curses!

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:02, archived)

i'm 13

hmmm....

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Laughing Boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:02, archived)

I laugh at you!

Hahahahahaha!

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:04, archived)

/concur

...

15 too...though remember...you were 13 once, long ago

wow i have an obsession with ... today for soem reason

edit: wait a sec, im not 15, im 14....eeek thats what faking your age does to you (be warned, wrinklies)

(Lord of the Beans, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:08, archived)

Thats what you think...

I was born 76 and am getting younger each year.

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:12, archived)

Ahhh

Another 76'er like myself

I plan on staying this age for a long time

(Phil Febuggure, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:18, archived)

Just wait

I'm 27, 28 in April....

God I feel old

(Phil Febuggure, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:02, archived)

stop it. enough of that self-pity

there are plenty here older than you.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:02, archived)

sorry

*goes ~~flagalet~~ flaggelate self in corner for penance*

(Phil Febuggure, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:04, archived)

I like April birthdays

it's what nature intended: Spring Lambing Time and all that. The season of BIRTH...

I was born in April and so was Adolf Hitler, and... erm...

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:05, archived)

i know a few people who were born in April

Stange thing is...they are both ladies...and both born on the same day!

(Phil Febuggure, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:10, archived)

i know two people born on exactly the same day

theyre called twins

(Lord of the Beans, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:12, archived)

What i forgot to add

was that there's about 9 years differnce in age

(Phil Febuggure, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:18, archived)

mine are still twins

mnuh

(Lord of the Beans, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:21, archived)

i have

sisters that are twins...

so nah

(Phil Febuggure, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:32, archived)

as far as I can see, everyone is born in April

or on the 17th September. 31 chances to be born. Rest of the year, maternity wards are deserted

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:21, archived)

I'm not older than that*

*May not be true.

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kaydup, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:05, archived)

15's a bit of a let-down too

the only new thing you can do is go and see 15-rated films- but we did that when we were 12

(HanaBizzle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:03, archived)

Ditto

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:05, archived)

my friend just turned 15

and she realises that now instead of faking 15, we have to fake under 15 to get cheaper tickets

(Lord of the Beans, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:09, archived)

21 sounds cooler

still, it's a good excuse for cake :)

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Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:59, archived)

who needs

an excuse for cake?
not me :D

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jme, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:59, archived)

Happy Birthday anyhoo

put on a brave face! Im sure it will be great!

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:00, archived)

thanks

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Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:02, archived)

I disagree

I recall enjoying being 22
23 was a bit arse though

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:59, archived)

I seem to have a mental block

about what happened when i was 25

(Phil Febuggure, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:03, archived)

thats because it never happened

the aliens had you in stasis, and were using anal probes

(Lord of the Beans, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:11, archived)

you just bloody wait until 23

grapes don't taste as good, you snarl more, it's terrible. Still, 24 in but 3 and a bit months...it may improve

of course, Gnappy Boitday to Batsgirl :)

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:00, archived)

Can I snarl

but in a fluffy manner?

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Batsgirl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:03, archived)

on your birthday

you can snarl as much or as little as you like: it's the law

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:04, archived)

if it makes you happy, hey it'll be your birthday im sure you can do whatever

just dont go scaring kittens

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:06, archived)