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# wow
what is it?

kill it anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:55, archived)
# it's your dinner

but you have to tempt it into the oven first
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:56, archived)
# a little wine and butter should do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:57, archived)
# here kitty kitty kitty
erm - here dolf or wuck. nice warm oven for you. sleep tight - don't let the bedbug.. GOTCHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:58, archived)
# did i not mention
that it's actually 125ft tall?
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:58, archived)
# I have a
big fuck-off oven.

think the wicker man.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Just shoot it
BTW - Bloody yanks have dropped a bomb on Yorkshire
fuckwits
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Bastards.
They could have at least used a real one.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:59, archived)
# They're probably
saving the real ones for London. Yorkshire was probably just a practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:01, archived)
# first london
then manchester

then i'll be happy.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:03, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaay
apocalypse
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:04, archived)
# don't forget
leeds
(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:04, archived)
# most americans
don't know where these places are. So if you would kindly paint targets on your rooftops, we would appreciate it.
ta.
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)
# "an investigation team is determining the cause of the incident"
i think it's a fairly open-and-shut case of fucktardery, really
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:00, archived)
# that's not the cause.
the cause probably involved lack of investment in the education system, and a fair amount of inbreeding... it was in suffolk, after all.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:04, archived)
# yorkshire
surely?
(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:05, archived)
# east yorkshire:
we in the west/north don't like to talk about it.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:06, archived)
# does south yorkshire
even exist?
(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:07, archived)
# yes
it contains sheffield, amongst others
east yorkshire doesn't exist any more, that's now humberside
wakefield is west yorkshire though, and not south as the bbc are claiming
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:19, archived)
# i'm not sure they allow
the local farmers to take a spin in the jets

they should
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:05, archived)
# imagine the songs
"i've got a brand new ming-15"
(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:06, archived)
# merciless?
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:07, archived)
# correct me if I'm wrong
but I never thought Yorkshire was in Suffolk?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Lakenheath
is in Suffolk.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:07, archived)
# they're dropping bombs everywhere!
(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:08, archived)
# it's raining bombs!
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Hallelujah!
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:16, archived)
# I am
shocked and awed
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:13, archived)
# and serve it with chips

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:57, archived)
# no no
serve it with daddy
(Clockwork, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:58, archived)