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# *quiver*
hi,

I'm new and frightened...
(Hoors Knickers, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:27, archived)
# *bashes head on desk*
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:28, archived)
# because?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)
# I just
telekinetically removed all the bones in his neck
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:37, archived)
# do do
that voodoo that you do so well!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# I hate that
cliché!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)
# you do
do you?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Not me
Heddy Hedley Lamarr

Have I lost you?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)
# you
headed me off at the pass!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)
# phew
And now, for my next impression, Jesse Owens.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)
# somebody needs to go back
and get a shitload of quarters!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:59, archived)
# I love
that film so much
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 12:03, archived)
# /tentatively raises hand
Blazing Saddles?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Well done
Have an apple
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Thank you kindly
that will stave off the doctor for another day
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 12:18, archived)
# easier with
a hammer surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Not from this distance
I'm not a East German athlete, you know*



*statement may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Another clueless newb completely failing to grasp the basic concpets behind the board?
Or maybe he was trying to dislodge some cornflakes that got attached to his face during breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Fuck off
and don't come back.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:29, archived)
# yeah
Come and fuck off back!
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Stop being a twat
for once in your sorry life.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Bleach my rim,
cockboy.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)
# No,
you do mine.
Spumwad.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:37, archived)
# *settles down to watch*
popcorn anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# *puts on 3d specs*
Butter or Salted?
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)
# Salted butter
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Gladly.
*grabs domestos*
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)
# Hang on,
I got that wrong, I meant you should do you're own.
I'm crap at being aggresive.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Too late
*squirt*
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# I don't think
it's right to just lay into someone on their first message, and look at all the fucktards that copy you now!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:37, archived)
# I do think
the newb's name was a bit of a giveaway.
A lot of pent up frustration abroad today though.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Nor do I,
It's all his fault.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:41, archived)
# he's
the gary barlow to their ronan keatings
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Ouch.
I preferred it when people just called me a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)
# He's
found your weakness.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# MWAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA!

Now that is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:45, archived)
# you devalued the word,
there's been a run on cunts
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)
# Interesting imagery.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)
# another chance to post
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)
# it's one thing if they're enquiring about the nature of things
another if it's attention seeking shite to no point
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 12:23, archived)
# Hello
I was gonna say no need to be frightened, but that's a blatant lie. Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:29, archived)
# And so you should be
by not posting a pic with Baz about. You may be called something rude.

But welcome, read the faq etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:30, archived)
# *edit*
damn, sorry but I did try to warn you...
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:31, archived)
# That wasn't an edit.
You can't make it into an edit just by writing '*edit*' on it. Nice try though :)

*runs off to write 'fit bird' on pillow*
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)
# I know but I was trying to be fluffy
so that the n00b would notice my edit. But then again they are probably off shitting themselves after the warm welcome.

Let me know if the *fit-bird* things works...
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)
# Bless.
make a picture, quick, otherwise they'll kill you.
(dominocat opinions only valid until, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:30, archived)
# hows this?
maybe this?

damn broken link!

(Hoors Knickers, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:36, archived)
# There's a section in the FAQ
about webhosts, an MSN group or UKDragon is free
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# i think the image is ok

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Ah, tis working now,
it was pointing to attrition.org before
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:40, archived)
# yeah, thats the one
sexy, aren't they!
(Hoors Knickers, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:40, archived)
# you need to put the "http://" in the url
and make sure the host doesn't mind remote linking





oh yeah ... and what baz said
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)
# bumsen Sie weg von Ihnen faggot und cocksucking, poopy Pumpen, felcher!
- fuck off you faggot, cocksucking, poopy pumping, felcher!

sorry. faq. welcome. etc
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)
# puppy feltcher?
that's a bit wrong...
(dominocat opinions only valid until, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)
# maybe innacurate translation.
nowt wrong with feltching puppys
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)
# And the rest isn't?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 11:36, archived)