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[challenge entry] one for the boys....
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(tharg99, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:51, archived)
# good old red x again
i love that one
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:52, archived)
# people always talk about the red x
and never the white square...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:52, archived)
# or indeed
the recessed box
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:53, archived)
# that is actually my favorite part
there's something about it that just appeals.

EDIT: ARG! Whats this MSN groups box thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:54, archived)
# You usually find those on fat birds
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:54, archived)
# what recessed boxes
that appeal to people, is it a love tunnel?
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:55, archived)
# pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:55, archived)
# what
a pleasant image...
(mynci boy, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:56, archived)
# *shudder*
(generalname, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:56, archived)
# Grim...
Do you have to go mining before you know they're definitely female then?
(Small Green Hamster, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:56, archived)
# ...
Gunt Mining.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Congratulations
You have just given me my new favourite phrase!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:01, archived)
# After watching there's something about Miriam
the other night I check EVERYTHING now.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:58, archived)
# I still maintain
that the best way to tell is to tie one of her/his hands behind her/his back and then throw a ball to her/him.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:00, archived)
# OI!
Some women can play football too...
Grr..
Best way to find out is to ask where your keys are.
(Small Green Hamster, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:01, archived)
# Why would you
be using your hands for football?

Shows how stupid women are
(Errol, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:03, archived)
# They'd be talking on the phone while playing
Obviously...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:04, archived)
# reminds me of a sermon I had to listen to as a child
Vicar held up a bit of paper with a black dot on it...

Vicar: What do you see kids?
Kids: A black dot.
Vicar: What about the paper? It's 99% white..
Kids: ....
Vicar: Isn't it a bit like racial intolerance
?
Kids: ....
Vicar: Jesus sees the good before the bad you know.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Ummmm
he seems to be implying that white is good and black is bad.

Now who's the racial intolerant, Vicar?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:56, archived)
# He can't hear you
he is fiddling with the choir boys cassacks. (not cossacks)
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:58, archived)
# mmm
boyz
boyz
boyz
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:01, archived)
# i think he's implying
that you only notice the black dot.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:59, archived)
# a churchy version of
"I'm going to kill a thousand babies* and a clown"

*insert stereotype here
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:01, archived)
# Every day is a school day at B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:57, archived)
# I bought a book the other day.
Great paper.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:59, archived)
# ha
that would have told him.

Now to build a time machine.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Errrrm...
I kinda see what he means...

But he frigged it up. He should have chosen an older group... or a class that wasnt already half asleep because its Sunday morning!


Thankyou.
(MissieMissie, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:00, archived)
# jebus!
is it any wonder the CofE is in crisis.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:04, archived)
# or the rather unpleasant
split arrangement of cheap looking gems.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:53, archived)
# i know i need glasses and most of the time i'm a bit slow
but i can't see and gems, where are they?
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:55, archived)
# i have firebird
and i miss the redness.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:56, archived)
# equal rights for white squares!
down with the redex elitism!
/ as you were
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:56, archived)