b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 2828692 (Thread)

# Hang on, that's not a Weetabix, it's a...
..Domobix

Feeble excuse for a rant:
Why do product marketing people feel the need to offer us serving suggestions?

We all know that putting milk on cornflakes is a good idea.

Compo Suggestion. How about an 'Alternative Serving Suggestion' compo for next week?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:13, archived)
# i still think "Ducks!"
was the best idea for a compo ever
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:15, archived)
#
HOLD IT LIKE A DUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:17, archived)
# *holds it like a duck*
*gets arrested*

damn you gibbon!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:23, archived)
# i think that has been done to death
(BigBobbyh, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:15, archived)
# I've often wondered.
Although I do like the idea of serving up nesquick in a glass held by a giant rabbit...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:16, archived)
# i drink it out of rabbits.
its all fun and games until it dies.

then i have to find another. what a chore.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:23, archived)
# I might never drink the pink flavour again.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:26, archived)
# Its to stop Twunts.
Some people put Irn-bru on cornflakes.
This is sick and wrong but they still do it.
Cheese and onion crisps with tomato sauce on a roll is very nice tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:16, archived)
# uuuuuurrrcchhhhhh
you deviant!


it's brown sauce with C&O ... tommy k with S&V ... obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:19, archived)
# I had a
Peanut Butter and S&V Square Crisp butty yesterday!

Nice!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# My OXO serving suggestion:
Take 1 tablespoon, scoop up oxo. PLace in mouth. Chew
(Cockfosters!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# I felt sick when I did that,
although I only had half a cube.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Cheese union chips
and a cup of coffee makes for a great breakfast too.

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Cheese Union?
Low Pay?
No Whey!

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:23, archived)
# I knew someone
who put Guinness on their museli...
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# I did try vimto on cornflakes once as a yoof
can't recommend it

and woo to your (version of the ubiquitous) domobix
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:17, archived)
# I tried orange juice on kellogs crunchy nut cornflakes once
Took one mouthfull and spat it out.

It was an accident anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:21, archived)
# I always break the Weetabix up over the bowl...
is that a no-no?
(I helped save b3ta! themaltesebippy uses a sonic screwdriver to remove unsightly hairs, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:19, archived)
# I suppose it cuts out the middle man ...
... oh ... not that kind of bowl?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# No, it's the only way
to be sure it's not a Domobix!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:22, archived)
# the reason for serving suggestions...
is that they want a pretty picture on the front of the box.

if they don't say "serving suggestion", then litigious cnuts sue them because they didn't provide the milk, strawberries, bowl and spoon.

that's true, that is. 100% of true.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:25, archived)
# This makes perfect sense.
What an educational place b3ta is today.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:27, archived)