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# Terry Wogan
said Glasscock on the radio this morning...just thought you'd like to know...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)
# in what
context?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)
#
Would someone care to explain the b3tan origins of the phrase glasscock to denote a well-seen subject?

There's a pint in it for you - winner collects
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)
# Lady golfer kissing glass trophy shaped a bit like a cock
The image went round the internet many times and became synomymous with things we've already seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)
# I remember that day/week
It was like some kind of repetative hell it was.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# Ha
Have you seen that picture of the iPod advert that was changed? Or even better that picture with Saddam with a santas hat?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)
# Oh it was worse than that
much, much worse...
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)
# Dear god,
How dreadful.

From
magnum
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)
# I missed those - could someone repost the whole series?
/coat
/running shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:36, archived)
# see
www.4rthur.com/dict.php?letter=G

about half way down
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)
# you are all truly scrumptious!
I've started the day knowing something I didnt before

2 Pints are waiting for you both at the Emerald Isle Irish pub, Kotbusser Tor, Berlin - cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# glasscock
from the woman golfer kissing a trophy that looked like a glass cock

everyone saw it lots of times.... hence glasscock

*edit* and some mindpiss as well
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)
# take a look at 4rthur
Glasscock Origin

Edit - *ahem* - sorry mind piss!

(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# And thanks to the marvels of 4rthur I now know that:
Mind Piss : mined-peess
Adjective
1 To control the mind or actions of another, by direct use of telepathy : "Hahaa I beat you to that obvious response! I piss on your mind!"

Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)
# Rehashed many times too
Like this:

(wallaby of folk-rock, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# That's exceedingly good cock-shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)
# ning!
and indeed ning to all you sexy peoples!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)
# 'ning to you sir
argh my job is shite
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)
# But what job
would be considered good?
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# good point
but at least if you work with people you get on with. I dont think anyone sees me here, which means i do fuck all work and spend all day on b3ta

oh, why am I complaining again?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)
# yeah
shutup foo

/T
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)
# and how is life treating
the fabyak?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:36, archived)
# do you wanna new one then?
visit profile for email addy to gain more info.

'ning BTW
(Dangermouse., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)
# Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# I've heard that already
/obvious response

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)
# i'm amazed
that he said cock

*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)
# GMTV's
Kate Garraway said COCK on the telly the other night, she was on Win, Lose or Draw, LATE!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)
# I'd pay good money
to see that....
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:24, archived)
# I know
and she claimed she was wearing no knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)
# *falls off sofa*
Blimey...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# do you just watch t.v. and listen to radio
just to hear people say cock?

if so i salute you madam
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)
# You'll salute my
what?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)
# you'll have to use your imagination
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# What
again?
That's twice.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# in an hour as well
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)
# i saw that
it was the first time i'd seen the late version of the show.

kate has lovely boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)
# Yes,
lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)
# in it's true context
or just ramdomly?
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)
# Someone
was called Mr Glasscock in something, i just thought it was funny him saying it.

I'm hoping David Dickinson will call someone a fucktard at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)
# or Westwood calling someone a Twunt
Imagine being called Mr Glasscock!
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)
# Hmmm,
Pot/Kettle/Black
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# hmm
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)
# No no no
Westwood calling someone else a Twunt.
Not you, as far as I can tell, you're great.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)
# in what
context did he say it?

Edit: Mindpiss! ^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)
# Aye!
i heard that when i was in the shower this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)
# Wow!
a b3tan that showers, there's a novelty!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)
# He didn't
say what he was showering in...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)
# lady piss
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)
# Warm
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# 37 degrees C
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# You must have
been storing that up for months!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)
# I shower too.
Although never with Thor_sonofodin.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)
# Lies
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# Shush you.
Or I'll keep my loofah to myself next time...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)
# the bass player in jethro tull's name was john glascock
/interesting fact
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# When I get my shoutcast radio
station working I will also say it. But only to the 4 or so listeners...
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)