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# af'noon!
Got bored so i made a quick dancing sausage!
Jump you pork filled bastard! Jump HARD!

as you were
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# if everyone in the world saw this
it would be a happier place
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# You're right.
Wowee Mister Mushybees Sir , I be mightily impressed.
(:Nelly:, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Apart from
those members of the world's population who are vegetarian and/or have some kind of religious anti-sausage type thingie.

Otherwise, seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)
# tis a quorn sausage
obviously!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Not according to the alt text
...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:23, archived)
# DANCE SAUSAGE DANCE!
he such a happy sausage
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# woo
he's not dancing that quickly....oh, i see
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# i'm taking a break from art homework
when i've finished it, i'll do a last penguin. it will be bigger and better than ever!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
# yay!
i love dat penguin :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)
# huzzah!
dance, damn you, DANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# a self-rubbing sausage
phallic-tastic
(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# It dances!
And it's a sausage!
That's so cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Woo!
We need more of this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)
# careful now
'noon :)

you receive your DVDs from us assholes?
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Not yet,
they have been despatched though. Allegedly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)
# dont beleive a word
if its late i will take a look if you want (not the baby the dvds)
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Arf!
I wouldn't say they were late yet. If they aren't here by Wednesday, I may call upon your insiderness to pull a few strings :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)
# no problem :)
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# I have been amiss
on the congratulatory nature of the forming of a future new b3tan in thy womb!
Congrats mother!
With much lateness.....to my eternal shame.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Thank you mr bees :)
Worry not about the lateness, it matters not a jot :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Phew!
I shall now remove the hessian and ash of chastisement from my carcass.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:12, archived)
# You ought to apply some moisuriser too.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)
# I enjoy
sausages in all there manu and varied forms.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)
# i come from cumbria (cumberland in olde speek)
and thus feel justified in saying all your sausage are belong to us
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)
# yes
but, it is arguable, is it not, that that's bollocks

*runs for the hills*
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# cumbria is the hills surely?
you'll be running towards me
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)
# I live underground, so the hills point downwards

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)
#
Looks more like a potato.

Woo !
(fcknuts, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# more like a bbq beef wotsit
yum
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
# No
it doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:09, archived)
#
Would you eat a brown sausage?
(fcknuts, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Yes,
and have done...that's the colour they go when you cook them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
#
Shows what I know. I'm just a silly vegetarian.
(fcknuts, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Woo.
I made something for you, re: a conversation we had ages ago. Never got round to doing anything with it until now.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Reminds me of something.
www.throbbing.com/
(fcknuts, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)