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# I'm not even sure I understand this.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# neither am i!
But i know i likes it!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Does it pour
both ways?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# heheh
you said both ways
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# I like it muchly
but it might burn your hand a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# if you cant stand the heat...
stay away from the bisexual teapot.


i think i shall start saying that instead of the original moral.
(Angle Grinder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# I saw that this morning looking at That Website of Yours
seeing as I am your Number One Fan (*snarls, wanks*)

and my opinion of it remains. That is marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# Only fan
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# that's one more than I've got

*sends dead bunny in post*
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# What you need
is a website.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# and what you need
is a normal, working class pencil like wot I've got ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Not for me,
I'm too far gone...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# you're so bourgeois

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Yes,
yes I am...but I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# I'm a man of the people
that's why I smell like I do
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# With that smell
I thought you were a man of the farming community.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# I've had some offers...

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# A sheep
brushing past you is not an offer...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# no need to understand
it's just yaysome and woosome and hoopla-some too*

*from the "new words™"dept
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# I'm a little teapot
short and stout
here's my.......
aw fuckit
edit/ arghhh mother's mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Heehee!
I'm a little teapot short and stout, here's my handle, here's my...oh! I'm a sugar bowl.
/Phoenix Nights
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# ahem
I'm a little teapot
short and tight,
bend me over and aim just right
(BadgerPirate, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)
# thats great
and confusing

i sort of understand the joke - but if i tried to explain - i'd shrivel up and die
(Market Man, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# That
was the problem I had...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# What if it was absitinant?

Sorry about picture distortioning....
(udlras, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Meh
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)