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# My girlfriend just asked me if she can get her lip pierced...
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Sounds good to me.

It has been brough to my attention that this may be a bad idea. (bj)
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Surely buttoned would be ok?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Sewed shut is preferable.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# i'm sorry, but if your gonna post a pic of you G'friend

at least have the decency to show us the entire body so we can tell her how it will look......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# *ahem*
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:30, archived)
# i linked it a few threads down
www.b3ta.com/board/3078720

you must have missed it
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one squire.

I did miss it. I blame work.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# I haven't and
no I won't* Why you replying to me, Count SUCKula**

*Maybe inaccurate.
**see what I've done there?
edit: I've made a schoolboy error and confused the two of you. Blinky heck!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# it has been done before

our lives are so intertwined that it will inevitably happen every now and then
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# ahem.
you have competition...
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=22635
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# woo!
yay!
unless that's a girl *spits*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# and you said you
weren't a proper gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:39, archived)
# don't believe everything you read
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# he's all mine i tell ya

i'll fight her for him
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# if he don't want her
Can I have a go??


PPPPPLEASE

(How about it miss???)
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# My bird...
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She has bad taste in men.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# I...
I...

say that hat's at a very racey angle
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Shes a Fashion Student...
pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Tell her none of those items go together.
Tell her from me.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Everyday, but I'm a programmer
so I have no grounds to advise on fashion...
You tell her.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# and clothing with
quality sleeves
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# i'm sure she has

(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)
# How rare!
(Tetsuo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# That was your 100th message.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Holy buggering flangebudgies
How did that happen!?

God, my 100th post was ogling some other guy's girlfriend. Actually, that's pretty much in keeping with my entire life.
(Tetsuo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# yum
i not jealous looking at her
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# As not to threadwaste,
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For all the Hicks fans.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# OMG it's Randy Pan!
(Tetsuo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Mommy!
Goatboy is here!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)
# *ahem*
BJs!!!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!
How are you gonna get your knob in there now, though?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# it would fit in the side
so i was told....
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# i should hope you don't know for real


*glares with wait till we're at home eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:30, archived)
# But how would she..
y'know...

*makes obscene mime*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Given this scenario...
...I would make an incision in one of her major muscles and use small electrical currents to create a radial contraction.
(spungo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Necessity really is
the mother of invention!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)
# oh, if only!
woo indeed. Allow me a piercing prost.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Yay for trout pouts!
But tell your laydee that cerise shimmer is not a road that you want to be going down...
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)