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# Kate Thornton - art critic

I swear to god she actually said that on a travel programme t'other night
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:33, archived)
# That may be so but...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:37, archived)
# She dint like,
look at the title or anything did she?
(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:38, archived)
# Can she pronounce it?
My sister came back from Paris years ago and said "I was going to buy you a postcard of Guernica, but they only had it in black and white.!

PLUS - my Great Aunt once visited Picasso in Paris in his workshop whilst he was painting it. Edith Piaf introduced them (seriously).
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# Cooooool
.
(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:43, archived)
# Very - she's also a Druid
(Great Aunt, not Piaf)
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# the whole bunch
of presenters proved themselves to be as shallow as they come. They had to present pieces about various art galleries and beautiful buildings in Madrid but were clearly uncomfortable. Kate also pointed at a list of famous painters on the wall at one point and said the only one she had heard of was Picasso.The only time they all perked up was when they were discussing food and clubbing.

And if you think Kate had an admirable chest you shoulda seen the other presenter. She coulda had your eye out.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:43, archived)
# Great Artists C5 @ 7.00
on Tuesdays, if you want to
watch some bloke talking about art,
v good, no media twaddle just
informative, was Turner last nite
me like but prefer Titian.
ooh getting all arty must go drink
some beer 'n light farts.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:03, archived)
# actually yes
that programme is really well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:17, archived)
# Yeah,
they could have.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:12, archived)
# All three of the presenters
were shite.

They kept going - 'we've had lots of people saying to go to the art museums as they are some of the best in the world. It's not my kind of thing - so let's go to the flea market'


That said, the way Guernica is hung at the moment is shite too :(
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:41, archived)
# I'm just proud of meself
for seeing it. I never usually got to art galleries (the flea market is famous though innit? I woulda gone to the park.)
(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:43, archived)
# kate thornton
short assed little coke fiend.

I know, i tell you, going the way of the westbrook if you ask me.

[edit]her chest is not cracking, and she's about 5 foot tall (no offence to the small ladies on the board)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:43, archived)
# that's okay,
I'm 5'3" and my chest is stupendous. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:54, archived)
# Shouldn't
the board decide on that one?
(I helped save b3ta! ooh..anus!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:00, archived)
# Er, no.
Cheers.
(tomsk, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:01, archived)
# Ooops!
Only kiddin.
Sorry mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! ooh..anus!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:03, archived)
# Tis fine,
only being silly. ;)
(tomsk, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:16, archived)
# aaah
tomsk, you gentlemanly cavalier!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:04, archived)
# ha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:04, archived)
#
...sorry tomsk :(
[edit] oh no oh no I'm in trouble... am I in lots of trouble?}
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:12, archived)
# Woo & Yay to that, Amen
Also kate has bad skin, a bit like posh spice, too much make-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:08, archived)
# woo!
for short ladies!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:03, archived)