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# Have you heard ?
The big Harry Potter secret is out. He's actually the illegitimate child of Bernard Black




nighty night, b3ta-peeps
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:13, archived)
# Now you mention it....
And the news today is the Harry has got the sack for looking too old.
I can see why now.
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:15, archived)
# sure it wasn't for being a smug git?
look at that photo, somebody smack him!
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:17, archived)
# speaking of smug
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(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:21, archived)
# arfff
The smug bastard was the architect. Explains everything.
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:24, archived)
# hehe
on a similar thread, anybody read that article in zoo (or nuts, or fhm, or loaded or whatever... i get to read them all in my busy job) that the olympic stadium in greece isnt gonna be ready til next year?
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:27, archived)
# *snort*
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:30, archived)
# Fuck that made me laugh...
Everyone's looking at me now.
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:49, archived)
# same here...
and i havent seen smug for ages
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 3:34, archived)
# bernard black and
cherie blair's lovechild?
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:16, archived)
# absolutely terrible,
but worth it for Dylan Moran pic alone.
Night!
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:16, archived)
# I take it he's the one on the left?
At first glance I thought it was a female Labour minister.
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:18, archived)
# but did you ever think who the mother is?
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:25, archived)
# hahahaha
It all makes sense now
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:27, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:27, archived)
# You're a Krankie, harry!
arf!
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:28, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha *wakes everybody up in household* ha ha ha!

-edit- the blurry bits in your profile, are they just part of the background? had me fooled for a second!
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:28, archived)
# that is some rather lovely
css going on there, isn't it?
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:34, archived)
# yes, yes it is
i was going to steal some
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:38, archived)
# i have noted
that no-one has stolen my css.
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:39, archived)
# oh dear god!
a burberry profile, thats it, i have oficially seen it all!
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:43, archived)
# well, almost all of it
there is still the "burberry profile with a badly drawn cock" that is sure to appear at some point in b3ta's future.
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:45, archived)
# yes, just background images for those
I did use alpha transparency filters at first but I couldn't make it degrade to something that still looked good in mozilla.
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:39, archived)
# oh, i never bothered checking mine in other browsers
i am pretty happy with mine though so i hope it looks good all round,

its a good idea drawing the sections on the background though, i had a hell of a time creating, resizing and moving boxes around, and you can use better effects the way you've done it aswell

hint of jealousy
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:45, archived)
# it has a few glitches in firefox
half the top bar text is missing and the white line to the left if your oookiezoo image doesn't show. Also the images aren't centralised in the blue borders.

It's probably because IE & Mozilla work differently if you specify both width and padding. IE's width/height includes the padding. Mozilla's doesn't.
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:52, archived)
# ahhh
every days a school day, so i should use paddind instead of try and change the height and width? i cant imagine why its moved the white bar more to the right though... and it was all going so well!
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:55, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 27 May 2004, 1:26, archived)