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# re: pubes
what's wrong with them anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:34, archived)
# They are really crunchy.
I hate the sensation of them in my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:35, archived)
# fair enough
however women and men have pubes and children do not. Who would you rather have a relationship of a sexual nature with? ok. Don't answer.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:37, archived)
# Definately a clean shaven woman.
Or at least one who trims.
If women are going to complain that we don't know our way around, at least make it easy for us to see what we're doing.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:41, archived)
# That's a really bizarre reply my dear.
*thinks of a witty responce...fails*

...er a Dolphin?
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:42, archived)
# have you
considered wearing an apron when cooking?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:39, archived)
# that
made me giggle like a schoolgirl
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:40, archived)
# :)))))
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:43, archived)
# They get in your teeth
And what are you meant to do with them anyway?
It's not like you can style them or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:35, archived)
# That's
the funniest thing I've read all day!
(I helped save b3ta! ooh..anus!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:36, archived)
# well i like them
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:39, archived)
# Me likes
pubes - especially cropped and shaped ones..........they add to the viewing pleasure. On women I must add......blokes cocks and pubes can fock off.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:41, archived)
# There's no need
to have porn with guys in.
That's what lesbians porn is for.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:46, archived)
# sometimes you need guys
to deliver the really shit pieces of dialogue. they can do it better i think.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:49, archived)
# Best one I ever heard
was from a naked guy in a Color Climax Coporation of Copenhagen viddy - presented with a woman using a Galliano bottle for something it was not designed he exclaimed

"Jesus wept!"
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 17:00, archived)
# i worry sometimes that we're trying to make ourselves into
porn stars or sexual mutants
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:41, archived)
# you'd have a job making a sexual mutant out of my pubes
unless you had really tiny knitting needles
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:48, archived)
# *tears of laughter*
...you rock, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:53, archived)
# good for flossing
.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:40, archived)
# they are racists, bigots and homophobes
who preach intolerance and have been responsible for the deaths of over six million people.
oh, *pubes*? i misread that as *Nazis*....
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:41, archived)
# Nowt
they're great (in moderation)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:44, archived)