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# some things never change

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:20, archived)
# is
there nothing techy to stop him from visiting?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:21, archived)
# a gun?
no. you want techy. a lazer?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:22, archived)
# can't you stop anyone logging in from his IP adress
or am i totally wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:23, archived)
# yes you can
but many people (most?) don't have static IP addresses.

And I dunno really. Banning someone for being annoying is a little harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Pssst
www.b3ta.com/board/3318914
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:27, archived)
# huzzah
how exactly did we help you write the book?

and more importantly what's the cut?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:29, archived)
# You prevented me from going insane
while desperately trying to write the thing by the deadline.

If I make any royalties off it I'll finally donate, and that's a promise. NOTE: chances of royalties are far greater if I get a nice big plug in the newsletter... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:32, archived)
# if you manage to sneak a cock into the cover art
then we'd have something to write about...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:35, archived)
# How about if I shop the ring into a Goatse?
I did also sneak the word "spangeflaps" into a discussion of Liv Tyler*



* may be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:36, archived)
# I think the occasional troll
adds a little spice to the board. Look at Hetz Hudson for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:29, archived)
# agreed
but hetz at least only pops up sporadically
and is quite funny really
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:32, archived)
# In theory,
but not that many people have a static IP address, and he could always go to his mates house, or a web cafe, or the library...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:26, archived)
# I think the word you're looking for is LASER
as ztimulated is not a word

/pedantic cunt
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:24, archived)
# All the techies I know
are idle bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Oi!
I've just cut the grass, and I'm about as techie as they come!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:27, archived)
# But do I know you?
If 'yes' - will you cut my grass, please?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:28, archived)
# What's that got to do with the price of fish?
And... no :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:30, archived)
# "all the techies I know"..?
and... bugger. I'll have to tell the Mrs to do it :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Good point.
And I'd get the Mrs to do it, sweet zombie Jesus, it was hot work.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:39, archived)
# the original anachonym was 'L.A.Z.E.R.'
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:26, archived)
# what was the z for?
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:26, archived)
# It was coined
in the optical physics department of the Univerzidy of Zummerzet.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:27, archived)
# but Z is good
itz dramatic.

more wordz zhould have z in them.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:27, archived)
# hmm, you may have a point...
then we could all win at zcrabble!
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:28, archived)
# like...
Zenzizenzizenzic (The eighth power of a number)

And Jazz Mag.

(geetoo, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:36, archived)
# BLOCK EVERY IP AND COMPUTER IN THE WHOLE WORLD
then just go to the pub and make stuff out of magazine clippings and string.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:24, archived)
# Is murder techy?
That would stop him...
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Oh don't..
there's a certain comedy value to the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:25, archived)