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(geetoo, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:15, archived)
# here it is
red X
(eggburger3, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:16, archived)
# why that username?
it only reminds people of baa

-edit- oh very clever. now FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:17, archived)
# hahaha
www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi
(eggburger3, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:18, archived)
# so much for newbie tuesday
working
(m1k3k, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:19, archived)
# I reckon it's done a lot of good
All the people I've seen so far with L plates have been posting some excellent stuff.
(Gimbo, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:19, archived)
# except for aggiethegolemofcleaning
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:22, archived)
# 2nded
and i'm very patient with newbies
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:23, archived)
# What's she done/posted?
Think I've seen her around but I don't remember anything particularly bad.
(Gimbo, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:24, archived)
# adding captions with MS Paint
constant spamming, and not taking any hints, eg still speaking in txt spk and posting crap pics
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Paint is not a crime (good slogan, no?)
but spamming, and especially text speak are crimes worthy of punishment. Crap pics are bad, eh?



damn! *deletes msn group*
(Gimbo, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:28, archived)
# it's her persistance in the face of all our fluffiness
that is annoying
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:30, archived)
# there were a couple of good 'uns earlier
forget who now tho'
one of 'em had a goat-cat creature behind a chain-link fence.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:20, archived)
# ahh, if ever there was a forum for my animation from yesterday...
but I won't stoop to that level
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:19, archived)
# Oh, ffs.
You're determined, I'll give you that.

Is your life really so dull that this is what you do for fun?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:19, archived)
# i have something for you
/perv
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Ooh!
Lemme have it!*

*assuming it's a nice thing
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:22, archived)
# i owed you this for ages
here
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Wow!
That's ace! Thankee very much :)
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:32, archived)
# your welcomed i hope you like it, sorry it took so bloody long
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Don't apologise.
It's not like I was paying you or owt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:36, archived)
# to be fair,
his only current crime is spamming, which I'm sure most people have been guilty of to an extent at some point or another (points to username). Compared to the ridiculous goatseification of yesterday, baaa's nothing.
(Gimbo, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:21, archived)
# But he's been doing it for around a year
and he must know by now that none of us are interested.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Good point.
Some people just don't know what to do with their time, evidently.
(Gimbo, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:25, archived)
# he probably gets enough clicks from lurkers to make it worthwhile
either that or he really is a sad fucktard with nothing else to do
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:26, archived)
# i think
it's option b really
(Phil Febuggure, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:27, archived)
# please
excuse the "mind le piss"
(Phil Febuggure, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:28, archived)
# Excused.
It was bound to happen on this occasion :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Your in Catford?
Blimey..that be not far from my next of woods(Eltham)
(Phil Febuggure, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:31, archived)
# African or
European?
(Phil Febuggure, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Me or the stone?
I'm British (Northern Irish). The stone was a theoretical stone and therefore has no nationality.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:37, archived)
# some things never change

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:20, archived)
# is
there nothing techy to stop him from visiting?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:21, archived)
# a gun?
no. you want techy. a lazer?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:22, archived)
# can't you stop anyone logging in from his IP adress
or am i totally wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:23, archived)
# yes you can
but many people (most?) don't have static IP addresses.

And I dunno really. Banning someone for being annoying is a little harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Pssst
www.b3ta.com/board/3318914
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:27, archived)
# huzzah
how exactly did we help you write the book?

and more importantly what's the cut?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:29, archived)
# You prevented me from going insane
while desperately trying to write the thing by the deadline.

If I make any royalties off it I'll finally donate, and that's a promise. NOTE: chances of royalties are far greater if I get a nice big plug in the newsletter... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:32, archived)
# if you manage to sneak a cock into the cover art
then we'd have something to write about...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:35, archived)
# How about if I shop the ring into a Goatse?
I did also sneak the word "spangeflaps" into a discussion of Liv Tyler*



* may be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:36, archived)
# I think the occasional troll
adds a little spice to the board. Look at Hetz Hudson for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:29, archived)
# agreed
but hetz at least only pops up sporadically
and is quite funny really
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:32, archived)
# In theory,
but not that many people have a static IP address, and he could always go to his mates house, or a web cafe, or the library...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:26, archived)
# I think the word you're looking for is LASER
as ztimulated is not a word

/pedantic cunt
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:24, archived)
# All the techies I know
are idle bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Oi!
I've just cut the grass, and I'm about as techie as they come!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:27, archived)
# But do I know you?
If 'yes' - will you cut my grass, please?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:28, archived)
# What's that got to do with the price of fish?
And... no :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:30, archived)
# "all the techies I know"..?
and... bugger. I'll have to tell the Mrs to do it :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Good point.
And I'd get the Mrs to do it, sweet zombie Jesus, it was hot work.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:39, archived)
# the original anachonym was 'L.A.Z.E.R.'
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:26, archived)
# what was the z for?
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:26, archived)
# It was coined
in the optical physics department of the Univerzidy of Zummerzet.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:27, archived)
# but Z is good
itz dramatic.

more wordz zhould have z in them.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:27, archived)
# hmm, you may have a point...
then we could all win at zcrabble!
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:28, archived)
# like...
Zenzizenzizenzic (The eighth power of a number)

And Jazz Mag.

(geetoo, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:36, archived)
# BLOCK EVERY IP AND COMPUTER IN THE WHOLE WORLD
then just go to the pub and make stuff out of magazine clippings and string.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:24, archived)
# Is murder techy?
That would stop him...
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Oh don't..
there's a certain comedy value to the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:25, archived)
# hooray for the worst site in the history of the interweb!
now, back in your pram, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:20, archived)
# He needs his rest,
daddys coming round later...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:22, archived)
# for good lovin, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Simply the best.


eek! *notices time*

*turns on telly*

*curses self for not changing Fantasy league team*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:27, archived)
# works for me /firefox, xp
are you baaa in a new guise or one of his buddies?
(Gimbo, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:18, archived)
# baaa has buddies?
(m1k3k, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:19, archived)
# they are called alfred
and only he can see them
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:21, archived)
# oooh goodie...
Your total worth amounts to less than the energy expended to calculate your worth. Brighten the lives of your long-suffering parents: run under the Space Shuttle as it's taking off, you victim of mis-prescribed medication.
(Phil Febuggure, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:21, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:16, archived)
# hehehe
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:20, archived)
# Hmm Spot the Link Sales assistant ...
Nice ;)
(Zed Smith, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:20, archived)
# Not me!
My only retail experience was in a toyshop run by a man who looked and acted like Scrooge. Especially at Christmas. Humbug.
(geetoo, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 17:31, archived)