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[challenge entry] dark side of the food


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(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:01, archived)
# spot on. marmite is shite.
CHALLENGE PROPOSED: I am bored out of my ring. have nothing to do, and no car to go anywhere in to do nothing somewhere else. Hence, i am going to make something. I want your suggestions for something i can put together in a few hours using nothing but the crap in my garage, and I will try and work my dad's camera and post it later. any offers?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Make a cannon
to launch missiles
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:05, archived)
# preferably nothing that involves dynamics
or mechanics. but i might give it a go.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:06, archived)
# In true Tony hart style..
you could make a kitten, or a b3ta nob out of old hose pipe and some paint tins
(eyebrows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Ooh, yes
I'd like to see that....
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:07, archived)
# ok, i am going to give it a go.
it might not necessarily be a self propelled one, but I will see.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Use a soda stream cylinder
and CO2 as the propellant
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:10, archived)
# i am not messing with anything that could potentially blow
my arms off. then again...

will report back in a few hours.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:11, archived)
# CO2 is good as a propellant
as it can also put out fires
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:11, archived)
# old paint tins with the lids on tight
put on a bonfire make great canons
(eyebrows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:16, archived)
# a modern
art masterpiece
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Wow..the Ateam
I'll have a think...
(eyebrows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:06, archived)
# make
a fearsome weapon of mass destruction.
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Make the first working vacuum balloon,
become famous.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:06, archived)
# a small submarine
with optional inflatable periscope

OR

a time machine
(wobblyjelly, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:07, archived)
# here's seconding the time machine idea
all you need is a clock, an armchair, a brolly and an old till - according to the 60's film of the jules verne classic.
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:10, archived)
# and some tea and biscuits
to go with the armchair
(wobblyjelly, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:12, archived)
# indeed
:D
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:13, archived)
# try making a man
with blonde hair and a tan
it'll be good for relieving your .... tension
/franknfurter
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:09, archived)
# depends what's in the garage, doesn't it?
something involving solvents and fire*, perhaps?


* that's what I used to do when I were a nipper and found myself in the same situation
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:10, archived)
# A delicately balanced mobile
that rotates ever-so-gently in the breeze.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:12, archived)
# one that has a soothing ringtone
and pleasant text messages.
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:14, archived)
# Arf!
That is all.
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:18, archived)
# a new form of musicl instrument
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:15, archived)
# That's no yeast extract!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:08, archived)
# I reckon
that is pretty fucking brilliant, I do
(brazzin, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:19, archived)