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# Hello
does anyone know how to get the bloody printer working...the software here won't work and somebody (the IT co-ordinator) has lost the disk...

Anyone?!
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:23, archived)
# turn it on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Try

here
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:27, archived)
# That's really rather ace...
I was prepared to go 'Doh! I actually clicked it, when will I ever learn??!!' and stuff like that!
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:31, archived)
# Plug it in?


for fucks sake...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Alternatively
take a look here.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:26, archived)
# You need the uplaod codez
Alternatively, you could go to the printer manufacturer's web page and download the drivers and/or software from there.
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:23, archived)
# I HAVE TEH UPLAOD CODEZ
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:25, archived)
# I NEED TEH CODEZ FOR UPLAOD!!!!!
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:26, archived)
# by all means,
please - help yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:32, archived)
# OMG!!!!!
At Last!!!!11 ThanX U!!!

*suddenly loses Internet connection*
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:38, archived)
# Try turning it on
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:24, archived)
# off cock
Rearrange the words, you threadwasting muppet
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:24, archived)
# and
I love you too (!)
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:26, archived)
# cheese and prayers
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:24, archived)
# your
on the net and the thought had not crossed ya mind to goggle the printer to see if you could find the drivers ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:25, archived)
# Remove blood

Start again./
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:25, archived)
# you need to put your cock
into the ethernet or USB socket
should be plenty'o'room
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:25, archived)
# ummmm...
there could b a slight technical hitch with that one...:S
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:27, archived)
# you don't have any poultry?
at a pinch, you could try looking at the name on the printer then going to www.thenameofthecompanywhatmadeit.com
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:28, archived)
# press
the "print" button.
(klondyker, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:27, archived)
# press the
'Start Global Thermonuclear War' button
(I helped save b3ta! flares, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:27, archived)
# has it run out of fuel
(I'm an elastic firecracker, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:28, archived)
# monkey
spunk powered printers are never a wise idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Monitor
I believe you monitor may be out of coffee. Simply pour some into the handy filter grill on the top and the printer should spring to life.



(please dont do this)


www.duxcw.com/digest/Howto/troubleshoot/print/
(bblac didnt get the new job booo rotten bastards, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Have
given up - I tried kicking it across the room, but the small children looked suspicious so I stopped.

WHY don't primary schools have espresso machines?! I NEED FUCKING CAFFIENE!!
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:39, archived)
# what type of printer is it?
.
([]DOo []DOo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:52, archived)