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# These are all ace.


Morning all. What's all this about The Daily Mail then? Fucked if I'm buying it to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:00, archived)
# Here ya go
b3ta.com/board/3416789

A scan coming as we speak, apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:02, archived)
# damn dirty scans
(1, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:02, archived)
# sorry
still using a scanner made in the stone age, and I need to get a replacement caveman for it

its coming its coming just shush till its ready
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:09, archived)
# Jesus fucking Christ, man!
What are you doing? Recreating it pixel by pixel by hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:21, archived)
# about the daily mail
you'd wish this is america... you'd have damage claims and all that and you'd never have to work again if you sued the daily mail
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:22, archived)
# You get in a big ownership argument
unless it's a 100% original image.

A bit of asking would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:24, archived)
# By hand. . .
*snigger*
(testingtestingtesting, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:23, archived)
# fine!
you come and do it

not as l33t as some of the cunts here
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:35, archived)
# is it more
cuntish than usual today then?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:02, archived)
# nin!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:02, archived)
# dont
buy it.
if they find out that they sell more because of those spreads with b3ta pics, they might do it more often
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:03, archived)
# I would rather sever, fry, and eat my own penis
than buy a copy of The Daily Mail.

I wonder if they were on the board late last night...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:04, archived)
# I'd flick back and check what your on about
but I'm lazy.

Explain yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:05, archived)
# STOP THESE SICK INTERNET FREAKS
www.b3ta.com/board/3416250
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:06, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooooooo
*sharp intake of breath*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:07, archived)
# OOOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:08, archived)
# can you explain
to a foreigner who they are?
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:08, archived)
# a famous magician
man and wife team called Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee. They recently bought a lot of shares in Manchester United
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:09, archived)
# pfffft
come on ... it's not that tasteless
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:12, archived)
# How long have you got?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/uk/2003/soham_trial/default.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:09, archived)
# ehhh
just long enough for someone to explain me the pun and provide me with the minimal background needed to understand why it's so controversial and why tickets to hell are being sold? :)
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:11, archived)
# The girls
are two kids that got murdered, the blokes face is the guy who murdered them, the ladies face was his missus who helped him out
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:10, archived)
# How to best put this?
It's the face of a child killer and his girlfriend shopped onto the faces of his two victims.

How's that?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:10, archived)
# oah
thanks for the explanations..
ok.. i understand the ticketing now :D

We also have such nasty persons here: Marc Dutroux
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:14, archived)
#
he was a bit of a dirty cunt n'all
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:15, archived)
# child rapist/murderer
and his idiot accomplice/girlfriend
superimposed on two of his victims

/taste (forever)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:11, archived)
# The one on the right
grapes my squildo
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:09, archived)
# Best reply ever
www.b3ta.com/board/3416265
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:10, archived)
# It's right up there with
www.b3ta.com/board/3416317

SSG's a marvel really.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:18, archived)
# a legend in his own lunchbox
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:20, archived)
# as soon as the mail
stops writing Asylum seekers spread TB stories i'm sure we will all do nothing but kitten pics. Woo to just about everything up this thread
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:10, archived)
# i think he's
wondering if a daily mail employee was on the board last night scouring for pics to put in today's paper
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:07, archived)
# THESE TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE PEOPLE HAVE DEMEANED THIS POOR BROWN FURRY THING BY MAKING AN IMAGE WHERE IT EATS KITTENS!
WE INTERVIEWED THE VICTIM, WHO SAID: 'RWAAAARRRRGH'! MORE ON THIS STORY ON PAGE 7 AFTER WE'VE FINISHED STALKING THE ROYALS
(1, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:17, archived)
# Hmmm
I can't think of anybody at work (that I like) that buys the daily mail. Plus I don't have accss to a scanner for another hor or two.

But the sentiment is there nonetheless.

Oh, and MARNIN' everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:07, archived)
# ANOTHER IDEA....
Every picture that people post on here has to have a swear word on it.

It can either

- be hidden and not apprently obvious, so the daily mail have the word "crayon fellating arse pianist" on there unknowingly

or

- have the word "FUCKCUNT" in huge letters over the image in a place where it can't be removed withot spoiling the image.
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:10, archived)
# surely 'fuckcunt' would ruin the image?
also, i'd be a mite flattered if anyone thought my pictures were good enough to rip-off, but that's just me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:13, archived)
# same here,
but after the flattery had worn off, I would wage holy war on the mail
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:18, archived)
# No scanner, but the pics are as follows:
-Lionel Rich-Tea;
-A beaver with a bazooka;
-Ron Atkinson wearing a KKK hat;
-A grey cat covering the eyes of a beagle;
-A US roadsign with random arrows and the words "good luck" below;
-Two pilots cleaning the windscreen of their plane;
-The upskirt view of the Statue of Liberty that won a challenge a few weeks back;
-A dog eating with (perhaps) chopsticks;
-Two babies pointing at each other;
-A baby eating a black cat;
-An astronaut with no pants on;
-The "you can take the boy out of Liverpool ..." Rooney picture;
-Some kids looking up a piper's kilt;
-A mouse doing a Mission Impossible harness scene for cheese;
-A man looking for a turkey that's pretending to be a lamp.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:17, archived)
# pretty much
oh and here is an exact copy of the credits they gave:

















(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:20, archived)
# Bizarrely,
they've included unshopped, clearly copyrighted pictures (such as the pilots, and the kids looking up the piper's kilt) without any credit whatsoever. I sincerely hope the picture agencies involved string 'em up.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Good things will come of it. FACT!
www.howstrange.com/b3tapics/chronicle_05_07_04.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Woo!
Nice to see someeone getting recognition!
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:29, archived)
# what a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:30, archived)
# "Ponteland"?
That's an odd way to spell Shepherd's Bush.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:31, archived)
# that's where I'm from
I don't live in London any more
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:33, archived)
# So all the time I've been sitting outside your house
with a butterfly net and a ether-soaked rag
has been wasted?

Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:35, archived)
# The thing is
the people who shopped those pics probably didn't give any credit to their original source, so they have no right to complain about not getting credit themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:27, archived)
# Aye, but
www.b3ta.com/board/3416986
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:28, archived)
# I would guess
they have some kind of prior-agreed deal with news agancies like Reuters and stuff.

They are porbably also smart enough to know what they can get away with printing and what they can't.

Failing that, they will have more legal muscle than your average person off the street anyway - copyright is only any use if you can prove it in court.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:30, archived)
# I agree
I don't see what the fuss is about. I'd be pretty pleased to see a pic in the paper, regardless whether it was the mail or not.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:31, archived)
# Exactly
I have noticed recently that the people who had pictures 'stolen' by the papers were actually quite happy about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# absolute bastards!
none of my images appear to fit any of those descriptions ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:29, archived)
# I'm going to complain
none of those images are mine
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 9:30, archived)