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[challenge entry] Genius kids of the future
By 2004, children will learn so much from educational television programmes that they will effortlessly understand even the most complicated of scientific theories and explain them to their parents in simple terms.

*MOD EDIT* For the love of kittens stop posting this. PLEASE.

PLEASE STOP POSTING THIS PICTURE.

I CAN'T STAND IT ANY MORE.

(Will my entry survive this time?)
(Looks like the answer is no. Moderated out again. See it here and wonder why.)

From the Visions of the Future: Circa 1950 challenge. See all 283 entries (closed)

(Don Jaime, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:17, archived)
# aggghhhhh
*fetches spade*

*waits for assistance*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:18, archived)
# if theres a-spanging to be done
i'll be the one overseeing it.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Taxman, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Fine, I just needed the impartial observer to ensure fair play
*swings back spade*

SPAAAAANNNNNGGGG
SPAAAAANNNNNGGGG

*takes deep breaths*

SPPPAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Spangee's reply
Thank-you. I feel much better now.
(Don Jaime, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:31, archived)
# S'OK
It's only cos I'm having a bad day. I'm mostly much more fluffy than this.

A good spang clears out the sinuses, I find.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Aggghhh
*waits for assistants*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:20, archived)
# I saw it last time
Isn't this the 4th try now?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Fourth try
It was only the third try with this picture. The other two got moderated out for presumed pea-roasting. I expect it's all my fault and it wasn't worth the effort, but it's my picture and I'll post it if I want to.
(Don Jaime, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Fuck,
after I've taken a fucking vow of fluffiness
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)
# extraplulating circumstances!
go on 'ave 'em!
(haitch, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Go on rev
unfluff and turn green

go on, go on, go on


*stirs the shit then leaves...*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:20, archived)
# You wouldn't like me...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:23, archived)
# hehe
i think* you look dead sexy




*in a very, very,very not at all bumgaysexy sort of way
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:27, archived)
# seconded
.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Taxman, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:33, archived)
# *hides*
(haitch, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)
# I know that source pic
(Idid, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)
# ... Or get fat watching Simpsons and soft, Channel 5, porn
TJ: I just brought these from a charity shop
www.flaxart.com/f/shopping/prod_detail/main.asp?Style=1&productID=4045&code=W2SD
I only have 7 colours though; Pink, Orange, Blue, Red, Yellow, Black and Green.
I've sent my Mum to buy me a few plain white, George @ Asda shirts. What do I draw?
(r3load, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:21, archived)
# a
cock!
(sbeck, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:22, archived)
# the slogan
"i photographed goatse and all i got was this lousey t-shirt"
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Taxman, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Haha!
Maybe.
(r3load, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:25, archived)
# AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
get to fuck
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:23, archived)
# *Spangs kitten with a shovel*
*feels better*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:24, archived)
# No
But my entry will, bend over you fucking shit, and cop for this *inserts*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Hahahahahaha

I have hardly been here all day and already seen it twice.

AND its shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:26, archived)
# did I miss something here
(1, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:27, archived)
# What you missed
Nothing that was worth wasting that much time on.
(Don Jaime, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Duck Off
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:28, archived)
# 23 other people have just posted pretty much the same thing.
(1, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:33, archived)
# yes,
but I have had that picture waiting to be used, and I couldn't resist any longer.

EDIT: and did you count the replies?
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)