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[challenge entry] You'd just about have to, wouldn't you?

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(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha
Jasper Carrot once did a song about those.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:49, archived)
# What,
Amanda Holden & Les Dennis?
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:51, archived)
# no no no
chastity belts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:56, archived)
# I know
i was being faceti... faece...fa...I was joking!
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:01, archived)
# I guessed that
but did not think you would have known what he sung about.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:04, archived)
# I used to love
Jasper Carrott when I was a kid not literally of course
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:13, archived)
# Is the Les
Dennis in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:51, archived)
# Yes...and thats
his wife in the foreground...

:-)

PS: How'd it go the other night Fuzzbucket? Manage to keep it in your pants? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:51, archived)
# Just about -
It almost popped out to greet her friend who I've had a thing for for ages... Not gonna happen tho' - it would be too, um... awkward.
Les Dennis is married? To her? He must be fucming loaded.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:56, archived)
# It's all them
Double Money rounds!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:58, archived)
# Is the Les Dennis in the background what?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:52, archived)
# Can't type.
Can't log in.
Can't edit.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:58, archived)
# the pirates life was easier wasn't it?
yarrr!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:00, archived)
# STOP THAT!
me hearty
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:05, archived)
# While it was more adventurous,
logging in eluded me then as well. I still dream of the life though...
Yarrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:08, archived)
# ker
ikey
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:51, archived)
# not to mention tracey shaw in the Star this morning
'nipping out' to do the shopping, she was
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:52, archived)
# phwoar
what a scorcher.
sorry, is this red tops appreciation day?. Regards
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:56, archived)
# mmm
mouse clogs
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:00, archived)
# Les Dennis = French fire engines
/reeves
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:53, archived)
# berlimey
nip in the air, bit chilly out there etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:55, archived)
# bit cold outside today
isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:55, archived)
# Ay,
Thar be an ill wind that be blowin afore the nips of that fine lassie.
She'd be getting a touch of me tarbrush and no mistake. Aharrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:57, archived)
# nah
I think she's just trying to smuggle peanuts through customs.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:58, archived)
# Quick and dirty

Oh so dirty.

Best wishes,
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:57, archived)
# Oh you filthy boy
go and wash you mouse immediatly.

[edit]i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:00, archived)
# they follow you round the room
Many thanks in advance
Kindest regards
Matt
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:07, archived)
# Quick and Dirty,
just the way i like it.
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:06, archived)
# Nipples
are great.

Especially when they're attached to a lady!
(bigJonnyR, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:12, archived)