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[challenge entry] Unfortunately, magic is a reality in politics...
The NY Republican Convention is off to a Furher -oops- Flying start...


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(Steiner, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:55, archived)
# hehe
But I think Bush is more right wing than Arnie so there's no need :)
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:01, archived)
# somebody should put thet guy from hey arnold on there, the football headed guy
I would, but I won't..
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:16, archived)
# That am woo:)

Tj: www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1077471.html?menu=news.quirkies.eccentrics

i am disturbed...very disturbed...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:02, archived)
# Pfffft..!
Still at least the 'child abuse' won't, technically, be illegal!


Morning Cunt :)!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:03, archived)
# You're up
early...and for why?

/CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Because I couldn't wait to see you, my love
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Ta babes:)
I can barely see the screen through this mountain of work on my desk:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Bah,
do you have a box of matchers & some ligher fluid? That'll soon make short work of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:18, archived)
# Im reckoning
health and safety might raise an eyebrow at that one...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:22, archived)
# Burn them.
BURN THEM HARD.

Then you won't have to worry about them anymore. Or the voices. The VOICES!!!!!


/slightly unhinged
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:24, archived)
# thats jsut weird!!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:04, archived)
# freaks!
I saw them in the newpaper at the weekend. It has pretend cars and a college fund!

edit: "quiet and well behaved" - it's a fookin doll.

Woo for the pic too!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:04, archived)
# I love americans
they are kind of like a dimwitted windowlicking but lovable second cousin...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Very,
very, very odd.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:04, archived)
# They prefer him to their other child
an adult daughter named Vicky. I bet you she's in therapy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:06, archived)
# That's a bit sad,
if it's true, which it probably isn't.
(tomsk, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:15, archived)
# I had to admit i laughed yesterday
when i saw him on the news saying
"The people who say our economy is failing are girlie men"

Of course I was laughing at him and US politics....well lets face it politics in general
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:04, archived)
# They love doing that "over there"
coming up with stuff like "if you think that Americans shouldn't go to war you are a pinky lesbian with bad breath", etc. What crap.

And the worse insult is "unpatriotic".

It's fucking patriotism that gets them into such shit. The last refuge of the scoundrel as someone famous once said, can't remember who 'cos I'm ranting.

/rant

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Probably Samuel Johnson said that
Or Oscar Wilde: It's always either one or the other (or Benjamin Franklin).
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:48, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:05, archived)
# hahahaha
very good. I like a lot.

Arnie does bring a bit more fun to US elections, doesn't he?
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Glad I'm not in that hemisphere...
In other news:
I've made another piddle (ah no)
What classic computer game is this:
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:07, archived)
# space invaders?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:08, archived)
# too easy
innit, well done anyway for being first =]
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:10, archived)
# Oooooh!
Satire!
I hate the Republicans.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 11:12, archived)