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[challenge entry] 'I'm caught in a trap, I can't walk out.....'
BIG HORSE I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH BABY! YA CUNTS!

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(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:24, archived)
# These are excellent!
More please.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:25, archived)
# What is he
your more please bitch?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Yup
Got a problem with that?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Yes
I paid him first
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:34, archived)
# That's fighting talk
where I come from




fortunately I moved
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:46, archived)
# well actually......
.......I'm trying to make more sir.....but i need more gruel!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Will you settle for a pie?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:31, archived)
# is it meat?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:31, archived)
# could be?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:33, archived)
#
we don't eat meat at this table.
*chews mushroom 147 times*
/Keith
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Ha! Fooled you
It's a hummus pie!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhh!!
mystery meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:34, archived)
# MRM
possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Oh MRM
best of all the animals!


and the chewiest
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:37, archived)
# MRM?
Dare I ask?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Mechanically recovered meat
Or bits that have been stripped of the rotting carcass by machine.

(Mmm, I fancy a Quorn sausage about now.)
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:40, archived)
# It's delicious,
www.bseinquiry.gov.uk/report/volume13/chaptec2.htm

Yum, yum, teh best filling of all teh Deas pies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Haha
God I love big horses...
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:25, archived)
# euuuw...
...me too.
(Pjotr, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Best
of all the big animals.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:28, archived)
# i think i've seen your films.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Well can you at least put them back alphabetically as you found them?
Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Jeepers.
You're prolific today. Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Pffft
Spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:26, archived)
# yay!
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Class.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Woo!
fan-fucking-tastic

you arse monkey.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:28, archived)
# pfft
sour gripes
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:30, archived)
# nope
i love his stuff, i'm just in a sweary mood today and mr. bees alt text has got me swearing event more because of its sweary content.

cockhammer!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:31, archived)
#
flange spatula!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Rectal spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:35, archived)
# ohh
prison talk eh !
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Mr Bees
What are the misheard lyrics?
I've just gone through the song in my head and I'm flummoxed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:29, archived)
# look at the alt text.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:30, archived)
# DON'T TELL 'EM!
make 'em suffer!

that's the bees way.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:31, archived)
# 'lo you
Sorry. I abandoned you in mid-thread earlier. I had an urgent appointment with some fish and chips.

Glad you've got your hat back on. It suits you.

Like the smartie-toes too.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:33, archived)
# me too

*munch

Bugger! I can't eat as I am in non-corporeal form
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:34, archived)
# why thank you Mr Blerk
Now perhaps YOU can be kind enough to refresh my memory regarding alt text, I can't remember how it's done and that lot *points above* will just give me a load of abuse if I ask
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:35, archived)
# *whispers
just hover your mouse over the image
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Oh
I thought I had to do an alt and something.

So it's "Because I love you too much baby, you cunts" hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Yes
But without the 'you cunts' bit on the original song
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:44, archived)
# cor!
it's a non-stop erotic cabaret
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:31, archived)
# sex dwarf.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:32, archived)
# that's my name!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:36, archived)
# I'd heard that rumour.
But for once, i didn't start it.

he did *looks down*
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:39, archived)
# bovine's my PR machine
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Yep,
now get back into your cage put these back on.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:44, archived)
# but they're TINY
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Yes,
that's the point.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:46, archived)
# I thought it was
Dutchbird, the Lusty Midget,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:39, archived)
# that's Dottie...
he just lusts, i do the sex
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:40, archived)
# fantastic
i recall spending a lot of time in your pic gallery the other night - time well spent :)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Acetastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Uh huh huh.
Woo.
(tomsk, Tue 5 Oct 2004, 14:50, archived)