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My worst nightmare

Except that my nightmares look less shite.

From the Why I Can't Sleep at Night challenge. See all 386 entries (closed)

(FluffehNinja, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:06, archived)

arrrrrrhhh

Kids !

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:07, archived)

seconded

*shudder*

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:07, archived)

thirded

tiny toddlers scare the shit out of me too!
woo

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MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:09, archived)

thirded - Edit: fourthed (sorry McFly)

*hides behind giant wasp*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:12, archived)

i think the wasp is there to protect us from such

menaces to society

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MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:17, archived)

AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs away*

/allergic to wasps

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:08, archived)

I'm just terrified of 'em

I once came home at 3am to find an eeeeenormous wasp flying round my bedsit.

I spent an hour and a half trying to airfreshener it to death.

(FluffehNinja, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:09, archived)

*shudders*

I'm not scared of them as such, I'm just very wary of them

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:15, archived)

I hate the way

they fly right up your face and then try and land in your ears

*curls into a ball*

(FluffehNinja, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:17, archived)

IT WORKS!!!

THANKYOU

(bldcel, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:18, archived)

Arrgghh,

evil, I tells ya, evil.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:09, archived)

wasps rock.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:10, archived)

No they

don't, they sting me and always try to steal my beer.

EDIT: And they make me run about like a spaz waving my hands in the air.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:11, archived)

Me too

Wasp : *BZZZZZZZ*

Me: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*runs off flapping arms around whilst attempting to stay low to the gound*

Wasp: 'cmere you wuss!

(FluffehNinja, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:16, archived)

yeah, fucking wuss!

flapping your arms and running is the most stupid thing you can do

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:21, archived)

It may be stupid

but i am physically unable to stand still when faced with wasps.

(FluffehNinja, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:24, archived)

BOO!

Oh, wait, I'm a box for wasps, not an actual wasp...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:25, archived)

Why

would anyone want to keep wasps in a box?

(FluffehNinja, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:28, archived)

...more than usual

;)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:20, archived)

Just

a tad.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:26, archived)

what bands do they like?

razorlight?
the music?
snow patrol?
doves?
(my faves at the moment)

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MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:19, archived)

Hehe

(FluffehNinja, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:10, archived)

Wasps.

The chavs of the insect world.

(rupturedtoad, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:18, archived)

if I could be arsed

I'd shop a burberry wasp

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:32, archived)

I fuckin

hate wasps......KILL THEM ALL!!!!!
Sat on a nest of em once, not clever, hurt lots.

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:14, archived)

Ouch

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:15, archived)

woooooo

(nathan57, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:16, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

kill it!

(FluffehNinja, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:18, archived)

yeh, I dream about little children too.

(Hazhar, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:40, archived)