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[challenge entry] My worst nightmare


Except that my nightmares look less shite.

From the Why I Can't Sleep at Night challenge. See all 386 entries (closed)

(FluffehNinja, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:06, archived)
# arrrrrrhhh
Kids !
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:07, archived)
# seconded
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:07, archived)
# thirded
tiny toddlers scare the shit out of me too!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:09, archived)
# thirded - Edit: fourthed (sorry McFly)
*hides behind giant wasp*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:12, archived)
# i think the wasp is there to protect us from such
menaces to society
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:17, archived)
# AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs away*

/allergic to wasps
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:08, archived)
# I'm just terrified of 'em
I once came home at 3am to find an eeeeenormous wasp flying round my bedsit.

I spent an hour and a half trying to airfreshener it to death.
(FluffehNinja, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:09, archived)
# *shudders*
I'm not scared of them as such, I'm just very wary of them
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:15, archived)
# I hate the way
they fly right up your face and then try and land in your ears

*curls into a ball*
(FluffehNinja, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:17, archived)
# IT WORKS!!!
THANKYOU
(bldcel, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:18, archived)
# Arrgghh,
evil, I tells ya, evil.


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:09, archived)
# wasps rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:10, archived)
# No they
don't, they sting me and always try to steal my beer.

EDIT: And they make me run about like a spaz waving my hands in the air.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Me too
Wasp : *BZZZZZZZ*

Me: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*runs off flapping arms around whilst attempting to stay low to the gound*

Wasp: 'cmere you wuss!
(FluffehNinja, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:16, archived)
# yeah, fucking wuss!
flapping your arms and running is the most stupid thing you can do
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:21, archived)
# It may be stupid
but i am physically unable to stand still when faced with wasps.
(FluffehNinja, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:24, archived)
# BOO!
Oh, wait, I'm a box for wasps, not an actual wasp...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Why
would anyone want to keep wasps in a box?
(FluffehNinja, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:28, archived)
# ...more than usual
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Just
a tad.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:26, archived)
# what bands do they like?
razorlight?
the music?
snow patrol?
doves?
(my faves at the moment)
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Hehe
:)
(FluffehNinja, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:10, archived)
# Wasps.
The chavs of the insect world.
(rupturedtoad, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:18, archived)
# if I could be arsed
I'd shop a burberry wasp
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:32, archived)
# I fuckin
hate wasps......KILL THEM ALL!!!!!
Sat on a nest of em once, not clever, hurt lots.
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Ouch
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:15, archived)
# woooooo
(nathan57, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:16, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
kill it!
(FluffehNinja, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:18, archived)
# yeh, I dream about little children too.
(Hazhar, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 11:40, archived)