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# Couldn't believe this one

Location: Oxford Brookes Uni.
I was walking home and saw this one

edit hazard lights were not on - just the way my phone picked out the colour
(Untitled1, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 8:31, archived)
# I also can't believe
people who park in proper designated parking spaces and put their hazzard lights on.
(ProduceMonkey, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 8:34, archived)
# THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF!
grrrrrrr!

More 'Ning everyone
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:24, archived)
# 'Ning twig!
How's life treating you today?
Edit: '+ 'Ning everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:27, archived)
# not h4ving a good d4y
slept in so w4s l4te to work 4nd m4n4ged to burn 4 hole in my c4r se4t by dropping 4 ciggie (and ne4rly died trying to find it while driving)

h4w's y4u? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:30, archived)
# Well let's face it, your day can only get better.
Well, to spread more misery, I have a cold which has been hanging around for a week and a half now, and a trapped a nerve in my neck (from sneezing, bizzarely enough). And, as you know, I have the prospect of seeing the in-laws at the weekend. And I'm stumped as to what manner of graph/chart to do for tomorrow.

Bah' humbug!

And yes, I am ignoring all the number IV's in your post.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:39, archived)
# so its your fault!
I have a cold and didn't know who I caught it off...

drink lemsip, wear a neck brace, make up some suitable humourous stories for your in-laws (they'll never know) and make a Doc's wife chart for tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:49, archived)
# sorry!
"Doc's wife chart". pfft. No. of Shoes plotted against Cups of Mochachino Latte.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:53, archived)
# you need a glamorous assistant
to sprawl across the bonnet of your stats, much like Debbie McGee and Paul Daniels. And your wife is a Felicity Kendall lookalike
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:56, archived)
# In Singapore they call those "parking lights"
and make believe that you can park anywhere if you have them on
(Freegan Bikefascist, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:31, archived)
# i belgium we call 'em parking lights too
but we also have a larf at droops who leave them on

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:41, archived)
# isn't that
the point of mincy smart cars?
(fat_larry, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 8:38, archived)
# Yes.
They can park like that and they're no wider than normal parking bays. It's part of their appeal. Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 8:46, archived)
# seems wider to me
.
(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:06, archived)
# That's because
it's parked badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:13, archived)
# must be wider
it's nose is on the hedge
(soldinio - fairly mingning today, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:19, archived)
# b3tan
.
(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:24, archived)
# A buble car
super!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 8:58, archived)
# Those little buggers can go anywhere


and 'Ning to you all.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:06, archived)
# You can even wear them


(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:10, archived)
# Blime!
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:11, archived)
# I thought they were just
an urban legend
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:06, archived)
# there's only one problem with this
gits parking so close to the sides of your smart that you can't open the doors to get in. opening the boot hatch, and climbing through isn't at all easy... been there done that, bought a boring car instead now.
(WrinkledPrune, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:09, archived)
# thats what they are supposed to do isn't it?
saw it on tomorrow's world or something when they were launched
(Slinkachuu, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:09, archived)
# Yup, looks wider to me
Also, looks like you've got an SPV then? Good man

'ning all
(Smelliot, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:14, archived)
# but they are a bit narrow...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:21, archived)
# deserving
of being driven into at high speed by an elderly driver! "Smart" cars, kill them all!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:31, archived)