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[challenge entry] Happy Christmas Iraq
A good ole festive cheer from the greatest country in the world...?


From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 819 entries (closed)

(nickrjsmith, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:51, archived)
# psssssst
you forgot the picture
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:52, archived)
#
noobday, i feel old, and im willing to bet in about three days they'll have more posts than me


edit: there ya go....shouldnt it be spelt "Cunt-ry in the world"
(thundercat, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:52, archived)
#
die Picturen, mein freunde?
ooh, where is the Iraqi Subway shop?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:52, archived)
# erm.. merkins invade iraq
(Cheif Kegwin, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:58, archived)
# Picture
How do i attach it?
(nickrjsmith, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:53, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
..
(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:55, archived)
# Superglue
or paperclips, perhaps?

If all else fails, there's some help in the FAQ

Welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:55, archived)
# Like so
< img src = "http://yourimageurlhere" >
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:55, archived)
# type <img src= then paste the full address of your pic (that you made, not found or thought was funny!) then top it all off with a >
nice!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:58, archived)
# Not forgetting the ""
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Oh
FAQ off.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:09, archived)
# she's doing overtime tonight


edit:
"bush.jpg", oh dear... throw it on the pile
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:54, archived)
# bush.gif
actually

almost had the wrong pile there

nice pic though
(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:00, archived)
# Is it Tuesday today?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:55, archived)
# got there in the end
and not a bad start
have a woo! (but run it under the tap first)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:59, archived)
# Eek


Last night, as I was sitting at my PC, minding my own business, I heard a hissing noise behind me and Sam (my small dog) was growling and leaping around. I turned around to find a Tarantula in a highly miffed state, rearing up on his back legs (which means "I mean business"). I rushed out and got a broom and insect spray and had a fight with this thing. I'm not scared of spiders (except Black Widows and angry Tarantulas) but this thing .... oooooh.




(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:03, archived)
# well done you
I would have soiled myself and called the Police
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Ooh!
I'd have been too scared to shop it!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:13, archived)
# is it still alive?
they are not cheap/.
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:43, archived)